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'Caption This' Arizona Cardinals Style

Darrius Heyward-Bey stole my eyepatch and no one can catch him! I told you he was a great pick! (long pause) Oh, he dropped it.

Darrius Heyward-Bey stole my eyepatch and no one can catch him! I told you he was a great pick! (long pause) Oh, he dropped it.

It's Saturday folks and we're a little over 24 hours until the Cardinals face the Vikings. As always, it's now time for 'Caption This' and we'll get away from the Cardinals this week to caption a more entertaining pic of Radiers owner Al Davis. Before we do that, congrats to the newbie Sharpski, for using the caption, "Coach (In classic sitcom style) But if you’re here, then that must mean…oh boy." on the Ken Whisenhunt/Kurt Warner pic. Remember to rec a caption, that way we get a good amount of votes. As always, fabricate something clever and vote (click on "actions" and click on "rec") the captions that give you a chuckle.

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My buddy got such a laugh out this picture he made it his logo for his fantasy football team, the LA Liches (with a nod to the York brat in SF too).

We all leave footprints in the sands of time, just watch out for the discarded fish hooks!

by Hawkwind on Dec 5, 2009 8:37 AM MST reply actions  

If memory serves me....

…this photo was from the presser where Lane Kiffin was hired as the Raiders’ coach. Scary to think what he looked like when Lane was fired.

We all leave footprints in the sands of time, just watch out for the discarded fish hooks!

by Hawkwind on Dec 6, 2009 10:42 PM MST up reply actions  

Damn it! I said thats the way it is gonna be!

by don f on Dec 5, 2009 8:45 AM MST reply actions  

(Classic gangster style) Mmmmr you see, this is my town you see, and no ones gonna tell me how to ruin it!

They are who we thought they were!

by Jessesb on Dec 5, 2009 9:52 AM MST reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO BENCH JAMARCUS!

YOU’RE FIRED!

Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan.

No band-wagoner fans allowed, pick a team and stick with em, throughout the good and the bad.

by JoeCB1991 on Dec 5, 2009 9:52 AM MST reply actions  

for those who don’t get my humor … its a pretty bad caddy shack reference where I’m comparing Al Davis to Al Czervik, rich asshole who sucks at golf, treats everyone poorly, and is completely oblivious to his actions

… if only Al Davis was trying to be funny like Dangerfield

by quid pro quo on Dec 5, 2009 10:01 AM MST up reply actions  

I’m not pirate, I’m a Raider…AAARRRRRRRRR

We all bleed Cardinal Red, but most of us don't recognize it!

by robloosli on Dec 5, 2009 10:45 AM MST reply actions  

Of course I was fattening up Jamarcus for the slaughter . . . I like rib meat!

For a second one I almost put, but just to have it up there for those who get the reference:

Zombieland Rule #13: Never, ever, go near the Raiders. Their stench attracts the living dead.

by TrojanZags on Dec 5, 2009 11:29 AM MST reply actions  

“Ahhhhhhhh,” in the voice of Beavis and Buthead.

Life's too short. Be a fan. Orlando Magic, Arizona Cardinals,Tampa Bay Rays and of course "the U"! What a winning combo.

by hevchv on Dec 5, 2009 3:03 PM MST via mobile reply actions  

Damn it all, it felt like a fart!

A bird in the hand is worth about 10.99 at KFC and makes me lick my chops
Yummy!!!!!

by kdog69 on Dec 5, 2009 4:27 PM MST reply actions  

“SPEAKING OF ‘COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE’ . . . YOU THERE!!! CHANGE MY BIG BOY DAIPIZZ!!!”

by HomerTime on Dec 5, 2009 5:02 PM MST reply actions  

as seen on SportsCenterAl Davis press conference rant.

Has anyone else noticed how poorly Bret Farve throws in that Wrangler Jeans comercial?
1st he makes a wide open receiver dive into a puddle, landing on both knees…ouch!!!
Then his next play is so far underthrown, that it barely clears the line and has no chance of reaching an unguarded receiver 10 yards downfield.
This is the guy people think could be MVP? What’s wrong with you people, I’ll take Russell anyday.

by Cuckoo for Coco Puffs on Dec 6, 2009 7:17 AM MST reply actions  

And and as soon as I get my walker running sonny I’m gonna come down and beat you with my bare hand even with a soon to be installed artificial elbow…..well, that is if my Depends hold out too. You know how bad it can get when you can’t stand the smell of yourself? But then again, I always think smell like roses…….speaking or roses, maybe I should move to Pasadena? Or how about L.A., or maybe Portland, or or or……….

"If you're gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk."
"That is the craziest sonofabitch I ever saw, how many more like him do you think are up there?"
"We have clearance Clearance. Roger Rodger, what's our vector Victor?"

by VikesFaninNM on Dec 6, 2009 8:31 AM MST reply actions  

Gawds, imagine if Coors somehow convinced Al to use his presser footage...

…there could be a spin-off sitcom that would run as long as the Simpsons….

We all leave footprints in the sands of time, just watch out for the discarded fish hooks!

by Hawkwind on Dec 6, 2009 10:44 PM MST up reply actions  

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