Once again, Neil Rackers proves he is a beast.

by Sir Whirly on Jul 21, 2009 3:25 PM MDT

I was checking out the Fantasy Files on nfl.com and who did I come by? Why, our friendly neighborhood place kicker, Neil Rackers. I am throwing down this link so y'all can see this beast in action.

Neil "I actually tackle people" Rackers' accuracy.

Make sure you turn the sound up so you can hear what happens right.

4 balls kicked in a row, with deadly accuracy. You can't get any better than this.

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most of those clips are worth a chuckle

Be careful....to a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

by Bezekira on Jul 22, 2009 6:37 AM MDT reply actions

Don't worry I emailed this to Boogatt

by badmatty53 on Jul 22, 2009 9:32 AM MDT reply actions

haha....he should wear a Rackers' jersey to training camp

Be careful....to a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

by Bezekira on Jul 22, 2009 9:52 AM MDT up reply actions

Yeaaaa...

I don’t think that will happen. However if he has another year like last he might come around. Actually no probably not. His hatred for Rackers has a lot to do with a loathing for kickers. Something to do with college, sharing a room, and a spittoon be knocked over on his head while sleeping. Good story he should tell it some time.

by badmatty53 on Jul 22, 2009 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions

yea that definitely sounds like a story he should share with ROTB

Be careful....to a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

by Bezekira on Jul 22, 2009 10:55 AM MDT up reply actions

I might have told it...

when there were only about 10 regulars so most of you guys probably didn’t catch it. I looked for it and couldn’t find it but here’s the gist.
When I was playing my college ball, I was one of two non red shirt freshmen traveling with the Varsity and we were in Illinois for a road game. I was forced to shack up with the kickers who were total A-holes. What they considered practice was kicking balls for two hours and some light jogging or “yogging” it might be a silent J. Anyways, it was very late by the time we got all checked in to our rooms and I opted to sleep on the floor rather share a bed with the other kickers. They were all partying and picked up some haggard truck stop wenches from the neighboring truck stop (I am dead serious here! These battered women had a combined total of ten teeth.). They finally turned in and I started to doze off. One of the kickers put his 3 full spittoon on the night above my head. Well, these wild and crazy kickers started having a pillow fight after about 20 minutes of lights out and knocked the spittoon over right into my blissfully snoring mouth. About ten minutes later all I remember is getting pulled off a bloody and battered place kicker by my coach and some of the fellow players. Needless to say one less kicker dressed for that road game the next day and I never had to shack with the kickers again.

Who would win in a fight, Whisenhunt or a Hurricane?
Hold on, hold on, what if the Hurricanes name was Whisenhunt?
Daaaaaaaaaa Cards, Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards!!!

by boogatt66 on Jul 22, 2009 12:53 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs

lol

sucks for you.

A man from Dallas who bleeds red, not silver and blue.

by Sir Whirly on Jul 22, 2009 1:35 PM MDT up reply actions

sucks for you but something tells me that the fly on the wall was laughing his ass off

Be careful....to a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

by Bezekira on Jul 22, 2009 2:07 PM MDT up reply actions

Hilarious

That is one of the funniest stories I’ve heard in awhile, I used to have teammates who would spit that shit all over the locker room and it was bad enough to step in it…

Out of curiosity, where did you play and at what position?

by Long Beach on Jul 22, 2009 4:09 PM MDT up reply actions

William Penn University in Iowa.

Played O-line in college. O-line D-line LB on my Semi pro and Highschool. I also punted in on the semi pro team and backed up the third spot in college because they only traveled two kickers.
Where’d you play?

Who would win in a fight, Whisenhunt or a Hurricane?
Hold on, hold on, what if the Hurricanes name was Whisenhunt?
Daaaaaaaaaa Cards, Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards!!!

by boogatt66 on Jul 22, 2009 4:59 PM MDT up reply actions