This is in response to this article over at Fieldgulls.com.
So you think the Cardinal is a pathetic bird. Yeah? Well, guess what color a Seahawk is? Grey and white. Most birds are, right? Nothing wrong with that, right? Yeah, well the Cardinal is a red bird. Have you even seen a red bird? Didn't think so.
Look at that. You see its black mask-like face? The Cardinal is like a ninja bird. I bet you wish your team's name was a ninja-bird. Also, the Cardinal is a religious figure in the Vatican, and the Vatican is in Italy, which means our team is also part Italian. Who doesn't want to be part Italian?
Awww, isn't that cute? But wait, the article above thinks that we have the un-scariest mascot in the NFL. Yeah, well, who doesn't like a smiling ninja bird?
He's even #1. Isn't it great that your mascot is a smiling ninja-bird? Oh wait, yours isn't! Ours is!
Who wins this round?
I can't wait for Sunday.
Note: Yes, I have to add this. This isn't meant to insult anyone, or ruin anyone's life. This is just because that article I posted appeared so cocky and annoying. I know this is unbelievable, but I was almost born in Seattle. But, I think I was destined to have Phoenix as a hometown, and I'm proud of it! Go Cardinals!