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For saintnmiss, my bruhdda "gris gris on the other team"

 

A lil Sumpin Sumpin on da Cardinals........

 

Crushed up monkeys bones turned to jelly,

Roadside kill oozin mess from its belly,

Cottonmouth moccasins venom and all,

Brewin up a spell for a Dead Man Call,

Rise up from the grave Papa Legba I say,

My Saints are playing football come dis Sunday,

On the Cardinals I tell you to pass you dead hand,

So my Saints they will bury dem Cards in da sand,

We will pluck out their feathers each redone by one,

We will crack all der bones till da sound of da gun,

Den when dis game is over and my Saints got dat win,

Dis spell I will release so you birds can fly again.

 

GRIS GRIS MAN, VOODOO MD

 

 

VOODOO SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Any and all Spells & hexes are performed specifically for the sole purpose of generating an "L" for the opposing team!  This includes but is not limited to, fumbles, penalties, in completions, pick 6's, missed field goals, strips, trips, bungles, gaffs, brain farts, Come on Man's, or otherwise benign occurrences.

This spell contains no curses or evil tidings including no use of black magic, Voodoo only is used in any and all spells and hexes are performed by the GGM, a licensed Voodoo Practitioner and Voodoo Surgeon General

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Revenge of the Birds' (ROTB) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of ROTB's editors.</em>

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