Arizona Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody.
by quid pro quo on Nov 22, 2010 5:59 PM MST
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A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama
yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Arizona Cardinals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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Sounds like something from The Onion
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan [I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].
I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team(s), throughout the good and the bad. And don't switch to whichever team wins the Super Bowl each year.
Thank you
I needed that laugh.
No more night. I have seen the light. Let it shine on bright.
HANG HIM HIGHER!!!
by Cuckoo for Coco Puffs on Nov 23, 2010 6:33 AM MST reply actions
an oldie but a goodie.
What do The Arizona Cardinals and Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 50,000 people stand up and yell Jesus Christ
Why are the Arizona Cardinals changing their name to the tampons?
They are only good for one period, and their is no second string
Why Don’t the Arizona Cardinals have an official website?
There is nothing after the three W’s
Today in class all of the kids are going to tell there teacher what their dads do for a living. Well, little Bobby went first. My dads a doctor and makes lots of money. Next was little Billy. My dads a lawyer and he also makes lots of money. Now it was little Timmy’s turn but he just sat there and said nothing. His teacher was like Timmy tell us what your dad does. Nah, I don’t want to. Come on Timmy, be apart of the class. Well, OK… my dad is a gay stripper for a gay strip club at night, dances on men’s laps and sometimes he will go in the ally and have sex with them for extra money. Right away the teacher changed the subject and told the kids to go to recess. She told Timmy to come here and she asked him why he said that. I am embarrassed of what my dad does for a living. Yes, but what could be worse than what you just said. He’s a Cardinals Offensive lineman. Oh, Timmy… I am so sorry!!!
How do you keep Derek Anderson out of your front yard?
put up goal posts
Where do you go in Phoenix in case of a tornado?
To the UofP Stadium – there’s never a touchdown!
What’s the difference between the Cardinals and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!
What do the Cardinals and opossums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
13- Warner, 23- Sandberg, 40- Tillman, 11- Walter
by TBru on Nov 24, 2010 11:04 PM MST reply actions 2 recs
Too funny.
Life's too short. Be a fan. Orlando Magic, Arizona Cardinals,Tampa Bay Rays and of course "the U"! What a winning combo.
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Man walks into a bar to watch Monday Night Football. Another man is sitting at the bar with a monkey. The first guy asks, so whats with the monkey. Well replied the second man, for some reason he loves the Arizona Cardinals. When they announce the starting line up, he does a little dance. When they score a field goal jumps up and down and lets out a scream. When they score a touchdown he does a triple back flip and flashes a thumbs up to the tv. yea he is quite the Cardinals fan.
Wow that is amazing the first man responded what does he do when the Cardinals win? I don’t know, I have only had him for 6 weeks.
13- Warner, 23- Sandberg, 40- Tillman, 11- Walter
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