Caption This Pic
We're at another weekend edition of Caption This and in honor of "Big Bens" recent media/lady issues, who better then to feature a picture of Ben. Before we move on, congrats to az78true for winning last weeks caption with, "Damn you Reggie! Now I've got to spend time with Brenda! Do you know what that's like! Do you?". I'll get the table up soon showing the current standings, for now come up with a caption for the pic. The rules are after the jump...
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I swear – I didn’t know that was your daughter.
by flamethrower22 on Mar 21, 2010 5:50 PM MDT reply actions 4 recs
Do I want to know what you mean by this? haha
What? I didn't break it, I was just testing its durability, and then I placed it in the woods becuase it's made out of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.
Revenge of the Birds
Whistle Blows!
Ref: Illegal procedure against the offense, #7.
Ben: Come on man! I didn’t even get it in.
Life's too short. Be a fan. Orlando Magic, Arizona Cardinals,Tampa Bay Rays and of course "the U"! What a winning combo.
by hevchv on Mar 21, 2010 6:08 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Ben: Come on I wasn't trying to have sex with the center!
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan.
I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad.
by JoeCB1991 on Mar 21, 2010 6:20 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
You went to far ben!
Yeah,… That’s what she said too
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
by sc464 on Mar 21, 2010 7:17 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
[ref says] so the pointer and the bird fingers go in the pink. which one goes in the stink? [ben says ] the pinky and thats what we call the shocker
The Devil Birds just got cha
by DaCards on Mar 21, 2010 7:27 PM MDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Ben, "So when she kind of got close down there, I just jammed her head down like this..."
Ref – Just takes his hat off and shakes his head thinking, “Crazy ass, cracker”
Ben says:
Hey Joe, if you liked it you should of put a ring on it.
by AzGolfer on Mar 21, 2010 8:11 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Ben:
No No No!!! It’s supposed to go in my hole!
by AlaskanCard on Mar 21, 2010 8:53 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Ben says, "According to former President Clinton, I did not have sexual relations with either of those women."
After all oral and inserting these two fingers don’t count.
by Drullin'OverDaCards on Mar 21, 2010 9:11 PM MDT reply actions
ben - and then i threw a pokeball at pikachu and it missed! i swear it hit its finger.
ref – my hats off to you ben… i’ve been trying to catch pikachu for 10 years.
by blank_38 on Mar 22, 2010 12:32 AM MDT reply actions 3 recs
Ben:
Illegal touching?!?!? I wasn’t anywhere near the girl!!!
by AlaskanCard on Mar 22, 2010 10:37 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Ben - I swear I didn't see a ring on her finger!
Ref – That’s besides the point Ben, no still means no…
by cardsfanforlife24 on Mar 22, 2010 10:53 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Ref: Why are you telling me what you did, thats for the police buddy.
Ben: I thought you could relate to screwing someone?
















