Caption This Pic: L.T. Edition

by Andrew602 on May 16, 2010 6:00 AM MDT in Community Games

It's Sunday, the day that usually fills an empty void in our lives with NFL football. But we're in offseason mode, so that void is filled by our weekly Caption This segment. On the chopping block this week is a picture that caught my eye when I was surfing through the SB Nation photos. In case you didn't know, Lawrence Taylor was accused of raping a 16 year old girl just 2 weeks ago. And now as his punishment, he'll have to endure the harsh captions from Revenge of the Birds.

As for last week, the winner was...(drum roll)...hevchv!!! Congrats to hev for taking the win with his caption of Joey Porter on the training table - "Joey: Can you suck out the poison?". hev gets bragging rights for the remainder of the week, and 10,000 points, which are absolutely useless. The standings and rules are after the jump...

Here's the basics:

Write a caption for the featured picture. It can be what the player(s) are thinking, saying, or just your caption for the scene.

If you view the post, vote for someone elses caption. You can do this by selecting actions>rec underneath the person's comment. The more votes we get, the more competitive the offseason "game" will be.

You're name will be added to the list with the total number of votes you've received and the number of weeks you've won. This time, at the end of the offseason the winner will get an Arizona Cardinals prize.

Standings

Username	Total Votes	Weeks Won
IrishCardinal	13	2
Flamethrower22	9	2
hevchv	10	1
najmsh	7	1
az78true6	6	1
AJBirdWatcher	6	1
SundayBlitz	6	1
AlaskanCard	7	0
boogatt66	7	0
dacards	7	0
blank_38	5	0
jessesb	4	0
sc464	3	0
andrew602	3	0
TBru	3	0
Punisher3190	3	0
CardsFan08,, Long Beach, Cardzfan, AzGolfer, Christopher Cj Freeman, Jessesb, StuckinColorado, Idgssg, Fitz Jizzle, 3nOUT	2	0
ardsfanforlife24, BrettWreck, Cardsdefense, BattleMoses, GDLCardsfan, CardsFan08, JoeCB1991,B0rd3erline, Dem_Cardz, pthsz	1	0

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Caption This Pic: L.T. Edition

(lawyer)“and i attest my client is innocent”, (L.T.) “hey man can we hurry up the speech, got a turtle had poking out here and i am trying to keep it in…aww shucks”

by Christopher Cj Freeman on May 16, 2010 8:16 AM MDT reply actions

Your honor, clearly my client is a dumb f$#k.

by 3nOUT on May 16, 2010 8:29 AM MDT reply actions 3 recs

Your honor he just wanted some honey... poon bear didn't mean any harm!

by az78true on May 16, 2010 8:42 AM MDT reply actions 3 recs

my client is clearly just a man and he happens to be hetrosexual - so he likes the pink! your honor i'm sure you understand the dilemma of having a dick!

by az78true on May 16, 2010 8:52 AM MDT reply actions

I is a bad man boss. I deserve to walk the green mile.

by danceswithwalleye on May 16, 2010 9:28 AM MDT reply actions 4 recs

Your honor, how could you possibly convict a face like this.

by flamethrower22 on May 16, 2010 9:32 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs

We've got here a bad man!

A real pervert folks! I’ll start the bidding at a 5 year term!!! I got 5 do I hear 10???

by AlaskanCard on May 16, 2010 9:49 AM MDT reply actions

LT: I’s can’t find Mr Bojangles nowheres.
Lawyer: Your Honor. We plead innocent by reason of insanity.

Life's too short. Be a fan. Orlando Magic, Arizona Cardinals,Tampa Bay Rays and of course "the U"! What a winning combo.

by hevchv on May 16, 2010 10:24 AM MDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs

Lawyer: Your Honor, look at this guy, wouldn’t you have to pay for sex too if you looked like him?
LT: I plead the fif.

They are who we thought they were!

by Jesse Reynolds on May 16, 2010 12:20 PM MDT reply actions

And so ladies and gentlemen, I present to you..... "Pimp my Jersey Teen Whore!"

… Only on FOX

by Irishcardinal on May 16, 2010 12:59 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs

Give it shot.

Lawyer: “Your honor, if we can let OJ get away with murder, why can’t we just let LT off the hook for getting some?”

It must be that time of day, the time to focus on sports.

by b0rd3rline on May 16, 2010 1:12 PM MDT reply actions

He wouldn’t be defending me if he new what I did to his daughter!

Remember no matter where you go in life...there you are!

by McCards010 on May 16, 2010 2:10 PM MDT reply actions

Ladies and gentleman of the jury...

before you decide this man’s fate, watch this video of what he did to Joe Theisman, Just something to think about should he get paroled.

13- Warner, 23- Sandberg, 40- Tillman, 11- Walter

by TBru on May 16, 2010 5:14 PM MDT reply actions

It was an honest mistake your Honor; he thought LT stood for Loves Teenagers

by D4 on May 16, 2010 7:19 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs

wait im here for the girl?

i thought i was under trial for all the quarterbacks i’ve made disabled…

by blank_38 on May 16, 2010 7:46 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs

We want to plea, Temporary Insanity.

LT " I was CRAZY about her!"

by Reo Hays on May 17, 2010 12:12 AM MDT reply actions

Lawyer:: …ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Section 103, Row 19

by CardsFan08 on May 17, 2010 10:37 AM MDT reply actions

Lawyer:: Clearly your Honor, my client is a idiot who is better prepared to enter a Shaq look alike contest than to count past 10, or in this case 16.

Section 103, Row 19

by CardsFan08 on May 17, 2010 10:44 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs

Your honor, similar to how LT made the left tackle position the highest paid in the NFL in “The Blind Side”, he has made me the highest paid attorney in a statutory rape case.

by REDANDORNG on May 17, 2010 2:20 PM MDT reply actions

You Honor

Can we just please get the minimum? cause lets face it he’s not Kobe.

by ksredbird on May 17, 2010 6:43 PM MDT reply actions

Lawyer – He had no idea she was 16
Taylor – If I knew she was 16, I would have paid more

by D4 on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM MDT reply actions

Lawyer – Honestly your honor, did you think 30 doughnuts would be enough for this large large man?
LT – Me so hungry… You gonna eat that suitcase Mr. Lawyer sir?

by cardsfanforlife24 on May 18, 2010 11:59 AM MDT reply actions