Caption This Pic
I brought back the 'Caption This' segment last week and I'll keep the trend going today. Although I have to admit, posting on the weekends can become a challenge with my life outside of the Cardinals(hard to believe I have one I know). Either way I decided to make the effort to post one today. Before that however, is the winner of last week's segment. IrishCardinaltook the lead in the standings with, "Faneca: "Yeah, this is obviously Matt's helmet... Waaaaaaay to big". Congrats to him and I did notice that I missed a couple of you in the standings and I got that fixed. If you see anything else that needs to be fixed just let me know. The picture up for caption this week is from Darnell Dockett's twitter account. Dockett described it as Joey Porter getting his corns iced. This one is interesting but I'd imagine it could develop some good captions. The standings and rules are after the jump...
Here's the basics:
Standings
| Username | Total Votes |
Weeks Won |
| IrishCardinal | 13 | 2 |
| Flamethrower22 | 9 | 2 |
| najmsh | 7 | 1 |
| AJBirdWatcher | 6 | 1 |
| az78true6 | 6 | 1 |
| SundayBlitz | 4 | 1 |
| AlaskanCard | 7 | 0 |
| boogatt66 | 7 | 0 |
| dacards | 6 | 0 |
| sc464 | 4 | 0 |
| blank_38 | 4 | 0 |
| andrew602 | 3 | 0 |
| hevchv | 3 | 0 |
| TBru | 3 | 0 |
| Punisher3190 | 3 | 0 |
| 3nOUT | 2 | 0 |
| CardsFan08,, Long Beach, Cardzfan, AzGolfer, Christopher Cj Freeman, Jessesb, StuckinColorado, Idgssg, Fitz Jizzle |
2 | 0 |
|
cardsfanforlife24, |
1 | 0 |
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It's BOOM! TOUGH ACTIN' TINACTIN!
porter – please stop.
by blank_38 on May 8, 2010 2:36 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
(joey says in a dying voice) its so cold. tell my mom i love her. (trainer says) dude its just a splinter. (trainer says under his breath) pussy
The Devil Birds just got cha
by DaCards on May 8, 2010 2:51 PM MDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Joey: Can you suck out the poison?
Life's too short. Be a fan. Orlando Magic, Arizona Cardinals,Tampa Bay Rays and of course "the U"! What a winning combo.
by hevchv on May 8, 2010 2:56 PM MDT via mobile reply actions 7 recs
Joey: And than he broke my ankles…
Trainer: Oh no he didn’t!
They are who we thought they were!
by Jesse Reynolds on May 8, 2010 3:14 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Trainer says " Oh Joey you gotta take it easy with that Kama Sutra! I know it's fun until someone gets hurt right?
Joey (like a soft voiced remorseful little boy) – “Yeah”
Joey: Look at me I can sit Indian style! Trainer: Oooh, thats nice.
Andrew, I still didnt get my point for winning a week, what up with that!
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Sc
Hey I looked back through the last few caption this posts and I didn’t spot any. You came within 1 rec on one post but I didn’t notice any.
What? I didn't break it, I was just testing its durability, and then I placed it in the woods becuase it's made out of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.
Revenge of the Birds
hmmm, I dont remember which on it was but it was one of the first ones I ever did. Oh well, its not really important, I will just have to work on being funny more often.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
I guess I can't get my leg behind head
Remember no matter where you go in life...there you are!
by McCards010 on May 8, 2010 5:36 PM MDT reply actions
Lyle crushed my ankle
I don’t know how Warner put up with that for a year
Remember no matter where you go in life...there you are!
by McCards010 on May 8, 2010 5:39 PM MDT reply actions
And it burns when I pee
I’m not that kinda doc!
by fansincejakenrob on May 8, 2010 6:42 PM MDT reply actions
Joey: Everything was going great until I got a horrible cramp right here!!
Trainer: If things go well, I might be showing one of the Cardinals cheerleaders my “O-face.” Ya know what I’m talking about, “Oh” “Oh”
Im not rubbing your damn feet again. Im still sore from last night!
by danceswithwalleye on May 8, 2010 9:59 PM MDT reply actions
Not LT's... Massage Therapist
TRAINER: In Az…. When you call for a massage…..You get a freakin massage… Now roll over.
Gooooooo! Sweet Jesus!!! Yup, sorry buddy... definately a case of that there VD.
Joey: But she said she never does this?!?
"Ouch the f$#@in plant bit me!"
Joey Porter get’s introduced to Jumping cholla. Welcome to Arizona Joseph.
by CardsDefense on May 9, 2010 5:50 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
I'm not peeing on my feet!
No, really, that will get rid of the athlete’s foot!
"The true test of a person's intellligence is how much they agree with you."
by pthesz on May 10, 2010 5:42 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
My Caption:
Porter: Ice me Doc! My Dogs are Barkin’!!
Trainer: Do you always gotta bark? Man, I never had to do this for Karlos….
by SundayBlitz on May 10, 2010 3:04 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs

























