You know you are a Cards homer when...
by Jesse Reynolds on Sep 1, 2010 5:19 PM MDT
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You correct people for how they spell Leinart or Fitzgerald.
You have/will watch Dancing with the Stars just to see Kurt in action one more time.
When you read about Vernon Davis getting in a fight with Michael Crabtree and think Davis is the next TO and write a fan post about it
When your background on your computer is a slide show of Cardinals players and not chicks or cars.
You lose sleep at night when thinking about our QB situation
Have purchased a Fitz jersey for your girlfriend because she catches everything.
Bought yourself a Warner jersey because all you do is score...
Have RotB bookmarks on your computer, your smart phone, your work computer and your friends ipad.
(So whatever I am not funny, but everyone else is. Contribute and lets forget about our QB situation till tomorrow, post game).
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Have purchased a Fitz jersey for your girlfriend because she catches everything.
Haha, I hope thats not what people think when they see her and I tailagting at the games with her wearing her Fitz jersey…
You know you are a Cards Homer when you’re more turned on when your g/f puts on her Fitz jersey than when she takes it off…
Or when you spray hat saver in your favorite cardinals shirt’s arm pits to save it from getting ruined…
Aint nothing sexier,
when a girl wears a shirt too big for her and nothing else.
A man from Dallas who bleeds red, not silver and blue.
My girl says, big ones just feel better!?!?!?
Who would win in a fight, Whisenhunt or a Hurricane?
Hold on, hold on, what if the Hurricanes name was Whisenhunt?
Daaaaaaaaaa Cards, Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards!!!
Talking about your bag of dicks or a shirt?
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan [I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].
I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad. And don't switch to whichever team wins the Super Bowl each year.
I had the picture of Beanie stiffarming that guy from the Giants as my screensaver for a while.
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan [I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].
I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad. And don't switch to whichever team wins the Super Bowl each year.
You know you're a homer when ...
You can count the times an anouncer mispronounces a player’s name and you write a post about it.
Whe a coworker asks if your team won or lost and immediately start rifling off stats for every player.
When you wake up at 4am to check your blackberry to see if there is any new content on RotB. (my wife hates this one)
Life's too short. Be a fan. Orlando Magic, Arizona Cardinals,Tampa Bay Rays and of course "the U"! What a winning combo.
Dansberry, Antron Rolle, Kurt Leianrt, etc...
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan [I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].
I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad. And don't switch to whichever team wins the Super Bowl each year.
When your Poodle has his own Cardinals jersey...
When you have a tramp stamp of a Cardinals head that matches your BFF’s…
When you’ll leave a promising career because it interferes with Cardinals Sunday football…
When your Weiner dog has it’s own Cardinals jersey…
When you throw a pomegranate at a female Dolphins fan…
Your packing in the stadium whether we’re 12-4 or 4-12!
Who would win in a fight, Whisenhunt or a Hurricane?
Hold on, hold on, what if the Hurricanes name was Whisenhunt?
Daaaaaaaaaa Cards, Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards!!!
Look at game highlights on NFL.com dayly
I look at the highlights from the playoff run in the morning to get some emotion before I start working… the calls by Dave and Wolf are great
“he is in double coverage…it doesn’t matter he caught it anyway”…
paco cabrera
You know your a homer
when you buy your wife a pink sparkling cards jersey just to get her to where a football jersey when all your old jerseys end up in fames on the wall in your sons room when you love the team so much you paint your 1983 chevy k5 blazer from blue and white to red and black to match you arizona cardinals licence plate</strong>
The Devil Birds just got cha
*fames* should be *frames*
The Devil Birds just got cha
by DaCards on Sep 2, 2010 8:28 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Thought I was bad
I thought I was bad because I would pick my favorite picture from each game to be my computer background for the week leading up to the next game, and in the off season the collection is my screensaver. BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTS!!!
"The true test of a person's intellligence is how much they agree with you."
When you write a fan post called:
“John Skelton is a natural born NFL QB”
by Birdman from Mesa on Sep 2, 2010 11:00 AM MDT reply actions
Lol +1
"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that." - Bill Shankly
by Jesse Reynolds on Sep 2, 2010 1:22 PM MDT up reply actions
You Know You are Homer Simpson when ...
"The true test of a person's intellligence is how much they agree with you."
You jump onto the bandwagon during the Dennis Green Era
You feel that Kurt Warner playing with an arm brace was still the best in the league at the time
When you make it to every home game including playoffs during the in the up & down superbowl season even though you were residing in Albuquerque at the time.
When you special order a custom Campbell jersey in the spring o ‘09 because you’re sure he’s going to be the breakout player that year …and still haven’t seen another one like it
You drive your pickup from Salt Lake to Phoenix and back in a 2 1/2 day period just so you can tailgate at the only primetime home game of the season and they get their asses handed to em by the Colts but you don’t care because the season is still young
You rock your Cards gear more frequently in other states than you do when in Arizona because it gives you the old ‘Exclusive’ feeling of being the only Cardinals fan that you knew before the superbowl run.
After you buy a fitz jersey for your 5 year old, you’re secretly dissappointed in yourself for not being able to convince her that she would rather have A-dub because he’s more of a true Cardinal and will probably be with the team longer.
When you’re just positive that DA or a rookie QB is going to lead you to the playoffs again…
YOU ARE WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE!!!……. A Cardinal’s Homer!!
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