Bill Simmons Thinks Cardinals Quarterbacks Are League's Worst

"32. Matt Leinart/Derek Anderson, Cardinals
Living proof that the quarterback position matters: The dropoff from Kurt Warner to Leinart/Anderson will singlehandedly doom this Cardinals season. One position out of 22 ... and they're hopeless. Will we ever figure out why Leinart didn't make it? I keep going back to that "Punk'd" episode in 2006 when they pretended to arrest Leinart and his buddy for soliciting a prostitute, then a panicked Leinart convinced his buddy to take the rap for him before a giggling Ashton Kutcher jumped out of a van. That's a leader? Would Brees or Brady have ever done that? We should have written him off then and there."

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This guys a butthole!

With our depth on D# and even if we have a 1 dimensional offense, we’ll still win at least 6 games. Realistically, if Anderson pans out, I see us being 9-7 or 10-6 this season barring a freakish rash of injuries. We are better on paper than a Cardinals team has been since 98 minus the last 2 seasons and there is no freakin way we’ll be last in the NFL.

Who would win in a fight, Whisenhunt or a Hurricane?
Hold on, hold on, what if the Hurricanes name was Whisenhunt?
Daaaaaaaaaa Cards, Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards!!!

by boogatt66 on Sep 2, 2010 4:48 PM MDT reply actions

He's not saying we'll be the last in the NFL, just that our QBs will be

by YoungCardsFanatic on Sep 2, 2010 5:11 PM MDT up reply actions

But I agree, I think Simmons is way off on this one

by YoungCardsFanatic on Sep 2, 2010 5:11 PM MDT up reply actions

I read it wrong but still, that's absurd and he's a butthole.

Who would win in a fight, Whisenhunt or a Hurricane?
Hold on, hold on, what if the Hurricanes name was Whisenhunt?
Daaaaaaaaaa Cards, Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards!!!

by boogatt66 on Sep 2, 2010 5:48 PM MDT up reply actions

it's

All about buttholes and bags of dicks with you. I think you need to re-assess your life.

by KDean75 on Sep 2, 2010 9:53 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions

I think your just jealous!!!

Who would win in a fight, Whisenhunt or a Hurricane?
Hold on, hold on, what if the Hurricanes name was Whisenhunt?
Daaaaaaaaaa Cards, Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards!!!

by boogatt66 on Sep 2, 2010 11:44 PM MDT up reply actions

Oh, and I assess my life on a daily basis and I continue to find that...

IT"S KICK ASS!

Who would win in a fight, Whisenhunt or a Hurricane?
Hold on, hold on, what if the Hurricanes name was Whisenhunt?
Daaaaaaaaaa Cards, Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards Da Cards!!!

by boogatt66 on Sep 2, 2010 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions

ok

keep telling yourself that.

by KDean75 on Sep 3, 2010 8:27 AM MDT up reply actions

You see the thing with Boog is that you're missing the point on..

is that there just aren’t enough buttholes to go around for all the bags of dicks he has in his head. That’s why he has to constantly search for more buttholes to rant about.

I concur that Bill Simmons is a butthole for this article. Somebody please pass him a bag of dicks.

Section 135, Row 35

by AJ BirdWatcher on Sep 3, 2010 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions

I think we should know by now not to take the "experts" seriously

They all hate the Cardinals anyway.

Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan [I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].

I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad. And don't switch to whichever team wins the Super Bowl each year.

by JoeCB1991 on Sep 2, 2010 5:15 PM MDT reply actions

It's funny how we can play the disrespect card every single season and still have reason to

by YoungCardsFanatic on Sep 2, 2010 5:21 PM MDT up reply actions

It is so easy to tell that the experts are just gleefully waiting for us to implode.

Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan [I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].

I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad. And don't switch to whichever team wins the Super Bowl each year.

by JoeCB1991 on Sep 2, 2010 5:33 PM MDT up reply actions