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Its time for another Caption Contest! This time, I have a picture of Leinart from his first practice with Houston, along with a bonus picture for anyone who wants to make a caption for that one.
This Week: After an entire offseason thinking he was the guy, Matt Leinart has probably gone through one of the worst parts of his entire life. He has now been cut from the Cardinals, and he is currently the 3rd stringer on the Houston Texans (although he will probably overtake Dan "Safety First" Orlovsky on the Depth Chart once he learns the Playbook). What is he thinking?
Last Time: A picture of Leinart shaking hands with Jay Cutler.
The Winner last time was tw3kr who got 5 votes for his comment:
ML: Bro!
JC: Bro!
ML: Brooooo!
JC: Broo!
ML: Broskie!
JC: Brodaman!
ML: Brosapaloosa!
JC: Brodallamawhama!
ML: Bro… whoa.
JC: nodding Bro.
Current Champ: still IrishCardinal with 21 votes, and 3 victories in previous Caption Contests.
Rules of the Caption Contest, and the standings after the jump.
Here are the basics:
| Username | Total Votes |
Weeks Won |
| IrishCardinal | 21 | 3 |
| Flamethrower22 | 13 | 2 |
| hevchv | 13 | 1 |
| az78true | 12 | 1 |
| jessesb | 10 | 1 |
| AJ BirdWatcher | 8 | 1 |
| ynajmsh | 7 | 1 |
| Fitz Jizzle, danceswithwalle SundayBlitz |
6 | 1 |
| tw3kr, JoeCB1991 |
5 | 1 |
| blank_38 | 10 | 0 |
| AlaskanCard, boogatt66 | 8 | 0 |
| dacards |
7 | 0 |
| Andrew602, D4 |
6 | 0 |
| 3nOUT, Cardsdefense | 5 | 0 |
| Tbru | 4 | 0 |
| Punisher3190, sc464, CardsFan08, B0rd3erline |
3 | 0 |
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Long Beach, YoungCardsFanatic, |
2 | 0 |
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The Bottom Dwellers cardsfanforlife24, BrettWreck, BattleMoses,GDLCardsfan, CardsFan08, Dem_Cardz,pthsz, CardsIrish, fansincejakenrob, Skii, Canadian Card, Drullin'OverDaCards, ksredbird, Bluepitt, DustGrazer, badmatty53 |
1 | 0 |
Bonus Picture: What is Matt Schaub thinking while he is looking at Leinart with a football under his shirt?
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Bonus Pic- Matt: My precious, no one will take you away! Shhh, just keep quiet precious.
by az78true on Sep 8, 2010 3:26 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Whoa, I thought only two things came from Texas.
Bonus : Schaub – Wow, He must workout.
bonus
Is that a football in his pocket? Or is he….
by fansincejakenrob on Sep 8, 2010 3:58 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
on a side note
Matty looks seriously depressed. I wanna feel bad for the guy but then I think. He’s made 17 mil in the past 4yrs.
by fansincejakenrob on Sep 8, 2010 3:59 PM MDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Wait, I'm in Houston? That must have been one hefty beer bong to forget that. The NCAA didn't take my Heisman though right?
I once tried to quit a job using a dry erase board. Unfortunately I wrote the first part in Sharpie so I couldn't finish.
by Greg Esposito on Sep 8, 2010 4:57 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Bonus pic: Leinart gives new meaning to anchor baby, hoping what he's carrying will keep him from repeating his AZ fate
I once tried to quit a job using a dry erase board. Unfortunately I wrote the first part in Sharpie so I couldn't finish.
by Greg Esposito on Sep 8, 2010 5:20 PM MDT up reply actions
Bonus Caption
Matt Schaub stares in amazement at the idiocy of newcomer Matt Leinart as he portrays the pregnant teenage girl he always felt himself to be, finally starting to make her way out of him…
Matt: Since when did Fitz cut his hair? And why do we have blue in our jersey?...wait a minute...
Bonus pick: Schaub: who did YOU get into a hot tub with???
by AlaskanCard on Sep 8, 2010 5:15 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Matt: OK, split right, slot left, 989 post...wait, wait, thats the other playbook...Ok, split left, slot right 363..no, no....ARGH..my head hurts...
Schaub: Whoa…so that’s what they mean when they say “We do this together!”
by Cardzfan on Sep 8, 2010 5:29 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Matt to himself "The Houston chicks will love my Head and Shoulders California hair dew..."
"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that." - Bill Shankly
Bonus: Damn I never knew Matt had an ass like dat...
"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that." - Bill Shankly
by Jesse Reynolds on Sep 8, 2010 5:36 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Did I really just get cut?
Life's too short. Be a fan. Orlando Magic, Arizona Cardinals,Tampa Bay Rays and of course "the U"! What a winning combo.
by hevchv on Sep 8, 2010 5:46 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
Matt:
After all I’ve been through the past three weeks and the hair still looks great!
Bonus:
Well that’s one way to keep from fumbling…
Leinart: Does unemployment pay more in Arizona or Texas? I guess I'll find out soon enough...
by CardsDefense on Sep 8, 2010 6:00 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Leinart: Yeah, I'm way better than Reggie, Houston wanted me, not him, me! I feel so special, and I didn't get stripped of my Heisman. Yeah, the good life.
"I don't lift weights because they are heavy, and I don't run because it makes me tired." - Charles Barkley
TURRIBLE!
by Jaxis on Sep 8, 2010 6:38 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Matt: These new white clipboard wrist rests are waaay more comfortable than the red ones I had in AZ..
Man it wasnt a dream i really got cut for a guy who went 2-17. Oh look a cow now thats cool.
The Devil Birds just got cha
by DaCards on Sep 8, 2010 8:25 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
By the way
If you leave a caption for both pictures, and they both get recs, the one with the most recs will be the only one that counts in the final standings.
Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan [I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].
I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad. And don't switch to whichever team wins the Super Bowl each year.
Man, my hair gel was about as effective as Derek Anderson today. It's all over the place. I look terrible
I once tried to quit a job using a dry erase board. Unfortunately I wrote the first part in Sharpie so I couldn't finish.
by Greg Esposito on Sep 8, 2010 8:29 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Bonus
Schaub thinking Punk Ass Kidd and His full set of hair
The Devil Birds just got cha
by DaCards on Sep 8, 2010 8:30 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
Bonus
Schaub thinking Punk Ass Kidd and His full set of hair thinks he’s so cool
The Devil Birds just got cha
by DaCards on Sep 8, 2010 8:30 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
I knew I'd finally get my revenge on Texas for the Rose Bowl. Now they have to watch me at QB instead of Vince Young and this time I can admit I'm getting paid.
I once tried to quit a job using a dry erase board. Unfortunately I wrote the first part in Sharpie so I couldn't finish.
by Greg Esposito on Sep 8, 2010 11:18 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
bonus
MS: Just so you know Hollywood, This is my team
ML: I’m taking my ball and going home
13- Warner, 23- Sandberg, 40- Tillman, 11- Walter
Dang! If I took her out would she end up in the hot tub too?
BONUS PICT: Man my wife is right, he does have a tight butt
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Whoa, you mean I'm not even the best QB named Matt on this team ?
Bonus – Leinart – " Maybe if they think I’m pregnant they won’t be able to cut me "
As the Leinart Turns...
1st Pic: I wonder if kenny misses me as much as I miss him……
2nd Pic:
MS: Wow bro are you…. pregnant???
ML: Yea it’s Kens he knew I had it and he dumped me but with his child support I’ll never work again!
MS: Hey man Im sorry he did ya that way.
ML: Don’t worry Gary’s kinda cute, he’s next…..
by Darrell1986 on Sep 9, 2010 6:31 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
But I won the Heisman? This cant be happenin
Bonus
If you did some work you’d lose that pudge.

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