Tweet, Tweet (10/6): Missing Wallet, Yellow Pee, Coke Machine and Money At The Bank

In our weekly Arizona Cardinals feature, we bring you some tweets that I find the most entertaining from the week or at least the most interesting. This last week, the tweets weren't the best, but Alfonso Smith's second tweet was the favorite, with 54 percent of the vote, You all liked this:

She say I'm on her Fantasy team,, which fantasy u mean! Lol
Sep 27 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

 

For this week's choices, hit the jump!

Before sharing the players' tweets, I would to share with you a new a Twitter account that has the potential for some very funny tweets. It is @FauxKenWhiz, the fake account that we all kind of wish were the coach's real Twitter handle.

Here is one he sent after the loss to the Giants:

Our defense let the Giants score 3 TDs in the 4th quarter. The last time I was this embarrassed was...well, last week actually
Oct 03 via webFavoriteRetweetReply

 

And now for the tweets of the week:

First up is John Skelton:

It's like pushing over a coke machine, you don't do it in one heave. You got to rock it back and forth before it falls.
Sep 28 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

 

Next up is the return of Darnell Dockett, plotting evil rotten things:

Tonight me and the D-Line going to eat at a steak house I wonder who's treating, hmmm I think I'm gonna leave my wallet here "by accident"!
Sep 30 via UberSocial for BlackBerryFavoriteRetweetReply

 

How about this tweet of realization from Alfonso Smith:

#OnlyinArizona u can drink water and Gatorade all day and still have yellow pee lol
Sep 30 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

 

Next is Mike Adams, sharing a little frustration about the bank:

Why is it so easy to put your money in the bank but to take money out it's like u an underage girl Tryna get in the club
Oct 03 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

 

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