Imagine you are a thirteen year old kid without a care in the world. Your mom, Fran Franchise, has provided a comfortable life for you but she has relationship problems. Her last boyfriend Denny, didn't work out so well, lets just say he had issues. She has been dating this ex-jock Ken for some time now and things are getting serious.

This is a beautiful Sunday morning and all you ever dream about is Football, tacos and tits. Ken comes up to you carrying a beautiful box wrapped in Red and White, it has Arizona Cardinals logos all over it, with a big bow on top. He says: "This is yours. I've been putting it together for the four and a half years your mom and I have been dating. It was supposed to be a surprise, but I know how much you love football and the best team around is over at Candlestick Park. There will never be a better time to take it out and play with it. You know how much fun those Niners guys are to play with. Jump in the car, we'll drive over to that park and we'll put this puppy to the test!"

After the Candlestick experience:

A) You tell your mom you miss Denny.

B) You tell your mom you wish Ken was your dad.

C) You run away from home with fantasies of Football, tacos and tits.

Your post game thoughts?