Tweet, Tweet (11/3): Scoring, Roller Skates, Hell, Girls And Respect, Get The Right Bird

by Jess Root on Nov 3, 2011 2:00 PM MDT in Arizona Cardinals On Twitter

It has been a while since the last Tweet, Tweet post, but it it has been a while since there was anything entertaining on Twitter by the Arizona Cardinals players. But finally over the past few days, there have been some good ones. Back the last time we put one of these up, John Skelton was your winner, with a tweet that I didn't think would get the attention it did. At 47 percent, it was a landslide winner.

@johnskelton19
John Skelton "@FonzoAZ46: Which rim should I choose? http://t.co/6I1Kw9Tc" be sure you buy four of whatever style you pick.
Oct 15 via Twitter for iPhoneFavorite RetweetReply

Hit the jump for the newest tweets to vote on. I think you will like them. Remember to vote for your favorite.

The first one is Alonso Smith, who has complete disrespect for boyfriends everywhere:

@FonzoAZ46
Alfonso Smith  "But she has a bf..." "Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score"
Nov 01 via Twitter for iPhoneFavorite RetweetReply

Next is the rookie Robert Housler, with some deep thought:

@House81
Robert Housler If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates
Nov 01 via Twitter for iPhoneFavorite RetweetReply

Daryn Colledge once tweeted about the post office. He shares his thoughts on hell:

@DarynColledge71
Daryn Colledge I believe Hell will be some sick combination of the Post Office and DMV wrapped in to one.
Nov 01 via Twitter for iPhoneFavorite RetweetReply

Michael Adams, after ranting a bit about the ladies here in AZ, shares this:

@meezybaby27
Michael W. Adams Jr. If your a slut! And a guy treats u with a little respect! Be happy with that don't expect more! Cus it could be worst!
Nov 02 via Twitter for iPhoneFavorite RetweetReply

Lastly, John Skelton corrects Alfonso Smith on a tweet with a little wit:

@johnskelton19
John Skelton "@FonzoAZ46: Why fly with crows with u can Sail with Eagles!" Sail with Cardinals, c'mon Zo.
Nov 03 via Twitter for iPhoneFavorite RetweetReply

Poll

Why tweet is your favorite?

Alfonso Smith's

17 votes

Robert Housler's

6 votes

Daryn Colledge's

13 votes

Michael Adams'

4 votes

John Skelton's

31 votes

71 votes | Poll has closed

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Hahahahahaha

Money Mike and it isn’t even close. Smiths just disturbs me…. Even though it made me chuckle a little.

by Airwave on Nov 3, 2011 4:42 PM MDT reply actions

I liked the one Colledge posted

Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan
Phoenix Suns, Arizona Diamondbacks, Phoenix Coyotes, Arizona Rattlers fan
[I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].

Leading the NFL in swagtangibles

by JoeCB1991 on Nov 3, 2011 5:43 PM MDT reply actions