Welcome NFL fans to the first annual Celebrity Fight Night brought to you by Slappy's Bar & Grill, where the wings are hot and the waitresses are mediocre-looking. We are your hosts Ron "Jaws" Jaworski and Jon "Freckles" Gruden, along with ringside commentator Daisy Ditzfield, who doesn't know anything about sports but, hey, she's a looker, isn't she? With the NFL on a stagnant standstill with no hope of a swift recovery and return to the game we all love, the League has put together this event in order to save some face. More after the jump.
Whether you call them rivalries, grudge matches or just a matter of mutual hate and disrespect, the NFL has had its fair share of verbal and physical rumbles. So, lets start it off!
Opening Match: Old-Timers: Rex Ryan vs Bill Belichick
Rex may be losing weight, but he still has the size advantage over his counterpart Bill Belichick. The biggest mistake an opponent can make in this game, however, is to underestimate Coach Belichick. This could
There's some unfinished business between these two, and for some unknown reason Finnegan accepted this match despite the outcome of their first bout.
Smack talk on Twitter can only take you so far, so DD and Davis decided to step it up a few notches and duke it out for charity. As much as their two respective teams dislike one another, these two stir the pot throughout each season.
I always enjoy the smack talking and the rivalries in the NFL. Any others that I missed?