Jess' note: This is a good example of what questions athletes should avoid at night. Also -- I know there is rampant hate for Anderson (except for his swagtangibles), but I personally feel for him as a human being. I would hate to get th criticism for my job that he gets for his.
It all began with Anderson sending out the message "@derekanderson3: Sometimes I wonder why.... Why I can't sleep.. Why I do some things.." and Browns fan Bwetsel couldn't help himself and responded "Why you constantly throw into triple coverage?"
After the jump is the transcript of the 2 hour long exchange on twitter at 2 AM (!).
Bwetsel Why you constantly throw into triple coverage? RT @derekanderson3: Sometimes I wonder why.... Why I can't sleep.. Why I do some things..
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel triple coverage is actually impossible.. If u had 3 guys on 1 guy someone is running free down the sideline.clown!!!
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel An NFL QB, @derekanderson3, just told me throwing into triple coverage is impossible. I'm done.
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel tell me how u actually covet 1 guy with 3 guys? There are zone coverages that make it possible to have three guys around 1 (cont…
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Bwetsel
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel …cont) but not 3 right on 1 guy..
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derekanderson3
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 That's precisely my point...why wouldn't you throw to the open man?
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 As a CLE fan, I can confidently say I saw you throw into triple coverage at least a dozen times.
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 Do me a favor and Google "Derek Anderson triple coverage"
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel can u throw the ball 10 yds? Everything is easier from ur chair and bag of chips.
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel explain some football to me..
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 lmao. Yes, it's easier to be an armchair QB, and yes, I can throw the ball 10 yards.
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 Honestly, I don't know how many times I've seen you lock onto a receiver and try to force it into dbl/tpl coverage
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel if u can't do it u can't criticize. Thx for watching.. Sorry I'm not as good as u think i should be..
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 What do you want to know?
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel how about those cheating ass buckeyes! Lol still the most boring football to watch..
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel maybe I missed it but pretty sure another yr went by and ur name never got called in the draft..
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 Haha you've got jokes. You're right, I could never be an NFL QB, but that doesn't mean I can't criticize.
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 I can't bomb the ball 80 yards but I sure as hell know better than to try squeezing a ball into tpl coverage w/ an open WR
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 Haha. Just know that when people hear "OSU", they don't think Oregon State
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel that's exactly my point.. Ur opinions need to stay in your living room. U can't play u can't coach. All u ... http://tl.gd/asvpk9
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 Just because I can't play at the NFL level doesn't mean I don't know the game of football.
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel no they think oh yah that team cheats yr in yr out.. N isn't fun to watch..
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 Doesn't take a rocket scientist to tell you that you make too many poor throws and misfire to open WRs too much.
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel I guarantee that if I showed u tape and explain to u sonethings u would go oh shit.. What u hear from most... http://tl.gd/asvqtl
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 I'd love to hear it, truthfully. And I'm not basing this off anything I've heard from a Cris Collinsworth or Joe Theismann
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel ok ok.. Have another bag of chips.. Some more wings..
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel u have studied the game. U sit in meeting and know what gas been taught? Jv ball doesn't count for shit!
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 lmao not every person on a computer has their hand in a bag of chips or is licking hot sauce off their fingers
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel not what ur pic looks like.
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 Yeah I've studied the game enough to know the nuances of the game of football.
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 Just because you make the league doesn't mean you're a football expert. Take yourself for example.
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel did I ever say I was a fucking genius? No. But I've prob forgot more football in the last 10 yrs then u ever have truly known.
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel explain cv 2 sky wk to me?
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 You're implying that because I'm not in the league, I don't know shit about football.
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 ? CV as in CV form? Not sure where you're going with this one
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 At any rate, I'm going to leave it at this: You obviously have the physical talent to compete at a high level
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel cover 2 sky wk. I don't even know why I'm arguing with u.. I'm sure u know a little football. But not in depth..
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 but you have too many mental meltdowns. I know you don't care what this armchair QB has to say but it is what it is
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel …cont) or not I can fucking play the game. Shity at times yes.. But sure as shit dont try and be shity
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel I'm just saying u don't know what u think u know. So don't be a hater.. I play in the NFL regardless if u think I can play (cont…
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 I'm not even trying to be a hater, I feel like I'm stating the obvious. And I know you can play the game, you don't make
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 the Pro Bowl if you can't. But I think it's hard to disagree that you have too many mental lapses at this point.
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 It's whatever. There are few ppl I wish to see fail and you're not one of them but I'm not gonna sugarcoat shit.
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel ok good.. I don't fucking care!
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 I don't care either but fucking get it together. Got an opportunity to succeed in the league and you're having epic postgame
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 meltdowns and appear all nonchalant about shit.
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel ok sorry bud if I'm offending u but I'll do things the way i want..
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 Ha I'm not offended, nor am I telling you what to do. Just stating that your mental game isn't on point, clearly.
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel care
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 Good talk, though. I gotta get back to these chips and wings...
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel it's 515 out there u should get physical game right and take ur ass for a run..
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 4:15 homeboy. Just got done blowing out the bis and chest earlier so I'll save my run for Monday..
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 If you ever want to throw the pigskin around get at me. I'm not the quickest so that shoul… (cont) http://deck.ly/~Jja9Z
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel Shout out to @derekanderson3 for proving my hypothesis to be true. Good chat, boss. Go get 'em this season.
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derekanderson3
derekanderson3 @Bwetsel what is ur theory..
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Bwetsel
Bwetsel @derekanderson3 I don't want to beat a dead horse.
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