Tweet, Tweet (9/21): Scrambled Eggs, Food, Lion Sex (?), Small Packages

The last week on Twitter for the Arizona Cardinals was a bit more varied. This week we have the inaugural appearance for one of the Cardinals' newcomers (who is now out for the year) and some regulars on our weekly Twitter feature.

As for last week, Daryn Colledge provided your favorite tweet, gaining 42 percent of the overall vote.

"@packattack1978: @DarynColledge71 how many farts you drop in the huddle today after those tacos last night?" 2 maybe 3.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

 

After the jump, read the choice for this week and vote for your favorite.

Recently injured Crezdon Butler gets cute at a restaurant:

A guy behind me asked for his eggs well done and scrambled. So I asked for some eggs to go medium rare scrambled. Why she look at me crazy?
Sep 13 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweet

 

Kerry Rhodes on eating...but he knows that Adrian Wilson, the food police,  is lurking

Man I wanna eat something bad right now(FOOD) but I gotta make my weight for 2morrow! Lol! #fatboytweet
Sep 16 via UberSocial for BlackBerryFavoriteRetweetReply

 

Michael Adams, trying to understand "The Lion King" 

When she licked simba, did that mean they had sex?
Sep 17 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

 

 

Darnell Dockett, having a little fun with his kid:

My boy just said "Have u ever just looked at people & wanna say damn its some weird ass people N the world?" I said I'm look at one now!
Sep 17 via UberSocial for BlackBerryFavoriteRetweetReply

 

Jay Feely didn't tweet it himself, but this retweet is hilarious:

Seinfeld-esque RT @BrandonTierney Eli on Stokely: "He had a small package, but his package got a lot bigger in the middle of the game."
Sep 20 via TwittelatorFavoriteRetweetReply

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