Tweet, Tweet! (9/3): Groins And Scrapes, Buckeyes And Tattoos, Recovery, Car Accidents

by Jess Root on Sep 4, 2011 4:00 PM MDT in Arizona Cardinals On Twitter

The week of Twitter was not as exciting, when dealing with funny tweets. There was a lot about the start of college football and there was a lot of well-wishing and expressions of sadness because of final cuts. However, I was able to round up a few good ones.

As for last week's favorite tweet, it was Jay Feely whose tweet beat out Twitter heavyweight Darnell Dockett. This is the tweet that won:

You should probably pitch a LB or a QB not a kicker RT @bobferguson4 @jayfeely have new product to improve your helmet 20 to 25 % for impactless than a minute ago via Twittelator Favorite Retweet ReplyJay Feely
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Now for this week's selections:

The first one is Jay Feely (who gets two this week), who responds to Daryn Colledge and his tweet:

Better than your groin RT @DarynColledge71 Currently getting a Scrape treatment done on my elbow. Yes it's as bad as it sounds.less than a minute ago via Twittelator Favorite Retweet ReplyJay Feely
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The next Feely tweet is some trash talk towards teammate Beanie Wells. Remember that Beanie is a former Ohio State Buckeye and Feely was a Michigan Wolverine:

Headed to the tattoo parlor next? RT @BeanieWells26 Laying in bed watching my #Buckeyes with my son !! Starting him off earlyless than a minute ago via Twittelator Favorite Retweet ReplyJay Feely
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Rookie Ryan Williams updates us on his progress. It isn't funny, but it is encouraging for fans like us.

Got my stitches out...evything lookin good on my road to recoveryless than a minute ago via Plume Favorite Retweet ReplyRu 'Ryan' Williams
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Kerry Rhodes used a benign question to find out about his women followers. What did he want to find out?

My last tweet was cryptic trying to see if the girls who follow me work? Lol lol jk!less than a minute ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry Favorite Retweet ReplyKerry Rhodes
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Darnell Dockett shared this tweet after a visit to his doctor:

So if every hit is like a car accident, I've been in over 500,000 car accidents! Damn. My body will fall apart when I'm 40!less than a minute ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry Favorite Retweet ReplyDARNELL DOCKETT
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