Grab you Torches and Pitchforks... We're going to San Francisco

by Alex Mann on Jan 17, 2012 9:26 PM MST

So... I just finished reading through some of the NFL's Game Time Discussions, and I found this peculiar San Francisco fan. He called Arizona the worst team in the NFL, called them the most overrated team in the NFL, the most pathetic... Well you get the point. I'm fine with that cause we wooped on them afterwards and he was no where to be found. The thing that struck me was how he attacked Larry Fitzgerald... He said, and I quote, "Larry Fitzgerald is worthless. He can't catch for noting, he's the cardinals prety boy cause they don't have anyone good. Last time they had a good season was what, 1970? fitzgerld isnt goin to the hof ever, jerry rice is the greates receiever to live and fitgerald doesnt matchup to him."

First off... his grammar is horrendous, secondly... Does this guy know football? 2008 and 2009 sir... So, I say we grab our Torches, our Pitchforks... and we lay siege to Candlestick Park...

Side not... If the FBI asks who it was that gave us all this idea... Lets say it was Brandon Keith... We could get rid of one of our horrendous linemen.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Revenge of the Birds' (ROTB) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of ROTB's editors.

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I take it this comment was found on nfl.com

or some other major sport website. Trolls are trolls. Don`t let them ruin your day, and just take them for what they are: either deliberately trying to incite a reaction, or just horribly misinformed fans who are beyond any sort of redemption.
We`ll see how he/she feels when the Cardinals regain NFC West supremacy next season

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by GreaZzy on Jan 17, 2012 9:48 PM MST reply actions 1 recs

Hah yeah I found it funny.

by Alex Mann on Jan 17, 2012 9:53 PM MST up reply actions

Sounds like your typical whiners fan to me.

Go Giants

by Zapf on Jan 17, 2012 11:31 PM MST reply actions

Yeah

that seems pretty representative of a surprisingly large fraction of their fanbase…

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by Bullet Nation in Exile on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 AM MST up reply actions

What a surprise

A dumb niners fan. But either way you can be sure that I will be fully rooting against San Fran this weekend.

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by Airwave on Jan 18, 2012 1:36 AM MST reply actions

"Most overrated team"

I didn’t know professional sports outlets even bothered to rate us.

Joe Saunders: "They Giants played a really good game, so hats off to us"

by Skii on Jan 18, 2012 1:56 AM MST reply actions 3 recs

When its obvious the person has serious mental problems

I just let it go lol this guy clearly is a very unintelligent, uninformed hater

by cgcardzfan on Jan 18, 2012 2:09 AM MST via mobile reply actions

haha

just shows stupid people are still breeding.

Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

by Ghettoboxx on Jan 18, 2012 5:32 PM MST up reply actions

Have to agree with him that Jerry Rice was probably the best WR ever to play the game

No one else has come even close to his numbers – 17 seasons, 200+ tds, 1500+ receptions, etc.

by Drullin'OverDaCards on Jan 18, 2012 11:31 AM MST reply actions

Dude, why do you care what this douchnozzle says?

You must be a pretty sensitive person.

by tonyman121 on Jan 18, 2012 3:23 PM MST reply actions

I didn't care. Just threw this up

by Alex Mann on Jan 18, 2012 4:30 PM MST up reply actions

I just wanted

an excuse to post “douchnozzle”

by tonyman121 on Jan 18, 2012 5:01 PM MST up reply actions 4 recs

You schould coin that. Great word haha

by Alex Mann on Jan 18, 2012 5:33 PM MST up reply actions

This whole time I thought my step-brother was a total "doucher", but you're not!

I like douchenozzle though

Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

by Ghettoboxx on Jan 18, 2012 5:35 PM MST up reply actions

It is fun to get creative with words like that

F*** whistle is probably my favorite one

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by JoeCB1991 on Jan 19, 2012 12:05 AM MST up reply actions