Every time I watch a Cardinals game, all I can think of is how deranged a HC Ken Whisenhunt is. Every play, every time out, the same thing. Don't let me see an INT or fumble, in my mind, Whiz's coaching is to blame and I begin to shake and shout.
I've attempted to quit watching (at my family insistance) but I can't help myself. It's like the exitement one gets from the anticipation of two trains wreaking in a head on collision.
Last night I made the mistake of watching MNF. That's what led me here. By the time the game was over, my house was completely trashed. I don't remember anything except three passing touchdowns by the Niners. I vaguely recall Skelton throwing over fifty passes and over throwing half of those. The thing that shocked me back to reality was the final score for the Cardinals, 3 points! I was lost in thoughts of how deranged a Head Coach Whiz is. I can't stop thinking that. I need help.
I know it can't possibly be Whiz's fault because ROTB says it's not. So I have to admit that I have a problem. My name is AZ and I have WDS.