1. Atlanta Falcons - They lost a close game on the road, to an ever-improving Saints team, while obviously looking ahead to their game against the Cardinals (note: sarcasm). I'm still giving the Falcons the love the deserve.
2. Houston Texans - Of all the "ELITE" teams of this year, they had likely the toughest match up against a great Bears defense on the road.
3. San Francisco 49ers - Mark my words, that tie will somehow be very significant during the playoff stretch.
4. Baltimore Ravens - Jerk of the week award goes to John Harbaugh for running a fake field goal for a touchdown while already leading by a large margin. But give him a break, he's just trying to emulate his brother.
5. Chicago Bears - The Bears offensive, offensive line finally killed Cutler.
7. New England Patriots - Game against the BIlls was much closer than Brady and the Pats would have liked, but that just seems to be the way that Buffalo plays the Pats.
9. New York Giants - Big brother Peyton is stealing the Manning spotlight once again. At least Eli was able to win a Superbowl in the year without Peyton.
10. Seattle Seahawks - Defense has been awesome all year, Marshawn Lynch is perpetually in beastmode, but its the play of Russell Wilson that could very well get the Seahawks into the post-season. Matt Flynn eat your heart out.
11. Pittsburgh Steelers - True to their name, the Steelers stole a victory from the Chiefs. It truly was an poorly officiated game.
13. Indianapolis Colts - A win over Jacksonville is far from impressive. What is impressive is how good Luck looked, considering his Colt's were travelling on a very short week, which has been disastrous for most QBs thus far this season.
16. Cincinnati Bengals - Well, one way to make a statement is to thoroughly "whoop" the defending champs. Are the Bengals back in business?
17. Minnesota Vikings - Its quite obvious that Adrian Peterson is having a remarkable season, especially considering he wasn't even supposed to be ready to start the season, but is it of MVP calibre?
19. Detroit Lions - They may be horribly inconsistent, but at least Calvin looked like Calvin again.
20. Tennessee Titans - Speaking of inconsistent, Tennessee responds from a beat down by the Bears to blowout of their own over Miami.
21. Miami Dolphins - I'm gonna chalk this one up under the had a bad day column, a very bad bad.
22. Washington Redskins - RG3 got to rest his weary bones on the bye, and gets to face a fellow rookie in Foles this week.
23. Arizona Cardinals - With the amount of QB injuries we saw this week, and the state of the Arizona offensive line, we would have definitely seen Early Doucet line up under center had Arizona been playing. Season defining game against the Falcons.
24. St. Louis Rams - In a battle between the Rams and the Niners, a tie goes to the Rams. Impressive showing for a young team against a powerhouse.
25. San Diego Chargers - Turn up the heat on Norv Turner's seat. San Diego is in need of a rebuild, and has enough to pieces to make it a quick rebuild.
27. Buffalo Bills - A touchdown differential loss in a shootout to the Patriots is not the end of the world, but probably the end of the Bills playoff hopes.
28. Carolina Panthers - They lost a game that they should have lost this week, but that in and of itself proves that they aren't competing this year. Outclassed by Manning and co.
29. Cleveland Browns - *Insert some sort of joke about how this was the best Cleveland performance all year, and slyly include thereafter that they are on their bye week*
30. Oakland Raiders - The Raider can take solace in the fact that the Ravens are meany poop head that rubbed their victory in Oakland's face. They cannot take solace in their ability as a football team though.
32. Jacksonville Jaguars - Jags fans have a lot to look forward to, like what they are going to do with their 1st overall selection. Stay on the Blaine Train, or roll the dice with one of the college QBs.