Ken Whisenhunt has finally settled on the new Face of the Arizona Cardinals and Franchise QB: Ryan Lindley! Get used to seeing this kid in a Cardinals jersey, calling the signals every NFL Sunday for years to come.

Along side his pal and HC, they will explain, in great detail, how this is a growing and learning process that will take more than one or two season(s). During Post Game Interviews they will ask for fans and supporters to be patient and trust in Whiz.

If nothing else, this will make an interesting Reality TV series, culminating each week in the Presser, to see if the kid survives or gets voted off. Whiz has individual immunity and holds the only vote. (I just hope the kid dosen't get a career ending injury.)

I think Whisenhunt might be able to scratch out another burst of six years as HC, if Lindley can show minimal improvement (which shouldn’t be difficult, as he can’t possibly get any worse).

So there you have it, Ryan Lindley is your burgeoning Superstar and future HOF QB as selected by the keen eye for talent and Offensive guru: Mr. Ken Whisenhunt (Arizona Cardinals Head Coach for life).