Announcer: "Bud Rolled Tight" presents "Real Men Of Genius". "Today, we salute you Daryl Washington, Mr. I May Have Lost A $10 Million Dollar Bonus For Talking To Mary Jane Guy."
"When other young NFL players are careful what they take in their bodies, surely aware of the strict and yet absurdly predictable times they will be drug-tested, you were found dirty not once, but at least twice."
Singer: ("Agent didn't write it down!")
Announcer: "It was you that knew you were a respected member of the team and one of the top defensive players, yet let everyone down."
Singer: ( "It was Luis Sharpe's, I was just driving!")
Announcer: "And now, with team possibly knowing, your big payday was moved backed. Guaranteeing, if you fail another test this season you'll be toast."
Singer: ("Ricky Williams kept on playin!")
Announcer: " So roll another doobie, Mr. I May Have Lost A $10 Million Dollar Bonus For Talking To Mary Jane Guy, 'cause you're going to need it when you're cut next season for failing another test and end up being David Boston's poster child."
Singer: (Mr. I May Have Lost A $10 Million Dollar Bonus For talking To Mary Jaaaaaaane Guy!)
(Bud Rolled Tight, Arizona Cardinals, Tempe, Arizona)