During his rookie press conference Thursday, Arizona Cardinals new free safety, Tyrann Mathieu talked about a variety of things - mostly contrition of his past drug problems- and his desire to put his nickname of "Honey Badger", given to him because of his small stature - yet willingness to do whatever it takes to succeed - nature, put behind him.
But since this hook is just waiting for a fish to bite and be pulled in, I have come up with some new nicknames for the former Honey Badger - David Letterman Late Night Top Ten style.(Feel free to add you own.) So from the home office in Why, AZ comes:
The Top Ten New Nicknames for Tyrann Mathieu
Number 10: Thai Stick Maui Wowie
Number 9: Honey Bunches Of Smoke
Number 8: Silly Goose
Number 7: Peanut Butter Weasel
Number 6: Frostee Rucker
Number 5: Pookie
Number 4: Herb Bud
Number 3: Adam Pierre
Number 2: Fart Face Dicklepoop
And, the number one new nickname for Tyrann Mathieu is..... (drumroll)
Take it away, Paul... let's hear some Deep Purple "Smoke On The Water."...