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Open Letter to Jess Root

Hey Jess!

What the hell is going on over there at ROTB?!

I can't sleep with all the hootin' and hollerin' going on.

Damn, so the Cards won an exhibition game, big whoop de do.

That was three damn days ago and the party is getting louder!

Do me a favor and tell those youngin's that decent folk are trying to sleep!

Don't forget to also tell 'em to keep off my damn lawn when they break this party up for the love of Pete!

signed: Concerned citizen

<em>This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Revenge of the Birds' (ROTB) editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of ROTB's editors.</em>

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