What the hell is going on over there at ROTB?!
I can't sleep with all the hootin' and hollerin' going on.
Damn, so the Cards won an exhibition game, big whoop de do.
That was three damn days ago and the party is getting louder!
Do me a favor and tell those youngin's that decent folk are trying to sleep!
Don't forget to also tell 'em to keep off my damn lawn when they break this party up for the love of Pete!
signed: Concerned citizen