Bidwell (B) / Kiem (K) / Arians (A) / Davis (D) (Setting War Room 2013 Free Agency Period)
B- "Oh gosh golly, why do these Doritos have to be so hard to open? Oh dearie me..."
(Kiem walks in)
K- "Yo brosef, what's up?"
B- "Well cheese. I dont know where to begin. I have so many needs like I dunno a decent Quarterback, but I can't think abpul that because these gosh darn bag of chips won't open for me!"
K- "Dude, dont open that bag."
B- "Aw shucks, really? Why?"
K- "Dude so check this, I was chilling with my boy Shaughnessy, and he says you know where I came from my dealer be straight crazy wants to get rid of Palmer for as low as a bag of chips. So I say dude that be crazy yo."
(Arians wakes up with a snort from the armchair)
A- "Eh, where am I? Who am I?"
B- "Well golly that would be great to get a Qb."
A- "Were seeing a movie? When?"
K- "Nah Gramps, a QB for our club, we gotta do this yo!"
(Calls Davis from Oakland on Video chat)
D- "Yee-haw! You got Crazy Dave, what can I do for y'all?"
A- "Oh boy I love a good Western Movie!"
K- "Hush Gramps, Yo Davis, What up I hear you be craving Dem Doritos?"
D- "Darn Tootin! I'm Loco for a Dorito! Tell you what City Slicker if you give me that there bag o' Doritos I will give you Palmer sound good partner?"
B- "Oh gosh my Yes they are yours dear sir, thank you."
A- "Dangit all, I guess Western movies suck now that Clint Eastwood went crazy..."