douchebaggery Stories - Revenge of the Birds
Headline: Greg Davis to Remain FOREVER
Amidst all the cries of woe and calls for change, I would like to remind the fan base that Greg Davis is going to be the offensive coordinator for as long as Mack Brown is the head coach. Please cease and desist all forum, blog, and message board posts calling for his job. I bring to the table the...
Douchebaggery 101: The Sabotage Waive
So today, I logged in to my fantasy football team, just to see if anyone interesting had been signed/waived, and this is what I saw: Your eyes do not deceive you. Dream Team, after failing to make the playoffs, basically released his top two players just to screw up the natural progression of the...
Northwestern Football Practice: An Inside Look
Being an author on a polarizing sports blog such as this has plenty of perks. Glamorous parties, top shelf liquor and sex-crazed women aren't included in those perks but I thought it would be fun to write them in that sentence. No, the main advantage of being a part of Black Heart Gold Pants is...
Psycho Fans Attack Terrence Jones
I know this was yesterday's article, but I did want to comment on it. All you people with Twitter and Facebook accounts, blogs, and toxic keyboards on UW, UK, UCLA, Kansas, and other sites who ripped Terrence Jones for wavering on his UW commitment or because he did not chose your favorite college,...
Friday's Frosty Mug
No Brewer game yesterday, but there were 8 others: Win Expectancy Graphed. Today is the last time I intend to write about whining Cardinals beat reporters in 2008. With that said, if you read anyone else's blog you've probably seen what Bernie (not worth looking twice to spell his last name...
Smoke 'em if you got 'em... or not
Is this gamesmanship by the Mets or just douchebaggery? Puffing on his usual postgame cigar, Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox flashed a startled look when asked what he thought of Shea Stadium's total ban on smoking. "You mean the new one?" he asked, referring to Citi Field, where the New York...
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