This game just plain sucked, but you guys came up with some amusing comments. So lets just get to them.
Following a Pick by Maximus
Dropkick434: That was a DA throw.
BIGRED CARDINAL: What the hell was that
KholdStare88: What kind of throw was that?
No one was even near…
BIGRED CARDINAL: hoping it was due to the wet ball
Innuendo following a Fumble.
pthesz: Guess the
wet works for/against both teams.
Skii: I would think that Seattle would be an expert with wet balls
Skii: Dear Mother Nature
I will start to recycle more if you help the Cardinals.
Following a sack by Campbell
AlaskanCard: SACK LUNCH BABY!!! NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!!!
Time to break out the booze after a Hightower fumble ruined a good drive
robloosli: If they call that a fumble...
I’m starting on the vodka.
waryou303: hey, join me
i’m already on gin and tonic, er, like, a LOT of that stuff.
it turns the game around, i swear, i got wasted on the OAK game right here.
robloosli: G&T is my angry drink
I avoid it unless i’m in a fighting mood.
waryou303: i already had my share
but i rather avoid that. the cards is our family team and i love ’em, my own team barely got the W today
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AlaskanCard:why can't ANY OF OUR RBs HOLD ONTO THE FING BALL!!!!
JoeCB1991: Rain
AlaskanCard: he can't hold onto the ball in the dryest of dry conditions
robloosli: We seem to fumble whether it's dry or not
Fumbling is a MAJOR problem for our RBs
Andre Roberts and his major screw up kills the momentum on a play that made ESPN's "C'Mon Man!".
AlaskanCard: ROBERTS IS A MORON!!!
az78true: I really hope the Cardinals sit him down that was beyond f***ing moronic.
Skii: Can we bomb Seattle?
KholdStare88: Why did he stand up?
Just f***ing cover it.
Skii: How do you make a crying sound on the Internet?
Superfizzogotflow: wow i was just about to comment on how he’s been doing a good job today…
AlaskanCard: Can we gather a shooting line an execute roberts?
Skii: Roberts, just dive on that
Your a moron. A complete moron. We wasted a draft pick apparently.
KholdStare88: I'm almost as mad as our 4th game
KholdStare88: Everyone makes stupid plays once in a while
This may be Roberts’ 5th stupid play this season.
AlaskanCard: I think Andre Roberts is there new 12th man
az78true: Roberts has been the f***ing killer when he fumbled the ball like a cyanide pill.
Ouch
AlaskanCard: I'd be scared to give hightower a baby, he'd probably drop it
Understatements of the Season
Skii: Donovan McNabb sounds real good right now
AlaskanCard: god I miss Kurt
And another play by the Special Teams that made it on "C'Mon Man!"...
JoeCB1991: Jason Wright kicked the ball to some Seahawk guy…
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Dropkick434: ROBERTS!!! AHHHHHH
JoeCb1991: That was Wright.
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Skii: Please shoot me
hadrarius: These guys should be scared to bo back into the locker room with the defensive players.
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JoeCB1991: Whiz needs to kick someone in the face.
Skii: His foot would get too sore by the time he's done
The Swagtangibles have entered the building
JoeCB1991: Anderception is in.
Skii: That's assuming that we don't drop the kickoff
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Skii: DA is in
Somewhere in Texas, Matt Leinart is dying from laughing.
hadrarius: Come On DA! Suck Less!
Skii: Hey, the offense got a 1st Down!
Am I dreaming?
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AlaskanCard: DA is 2-2??? Oh god, the world is about to end...RUN!!!
robloosli: that actually happened?
I thought I was just drunk
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hadrarius: Holy crap we're in the red zone.
KholdStare88: What the f*** is going on
Nothing makes sense anymore, but go us!
(After a TD by Beanie)
robloosli: I must be f***ing smashed
Did DA really just take us right down the field for a TD?
hadrarius: 111 yards rushing so far.
I think we can run right over this #2 run defense. If we can only make some pass completions I think we win this.
Skii: Max looks sad
DA looks happy.
John Skelton’s confused.
(Following a 71 yard Kick Return by LSH, and a string of incomplete passes by DA after getting inside the redzone)
cardsfanforlife24: again whiz's play calling doesn't make sense
run the damn ball when we’re so close and it’s been so effective
BIGRED CARDINAL: he probably got all excited that DA was doing good so just went with the pass
Superfizzogotflow: all this talk about how he wants to be a running bruising team is...just talk.
People are getting mad at DRC now...
Ihatehightower: DRC stands for Dumb Right C orner
Truthiness
az78true: I think I may be more disappointed by today's game than any other. The reasons are too numerable to list. Utter f***ing disgust.
AlaskanCard: lets start with 5 turnovers
And the DA that we all remember rears his head.
AlaskanCard: There's the DA we know and love
(After a throw by DA where the camera didn't move to follow the ball until 2 or 3 seconds after DA threw it)
hadrarius: Nice camerawork.
AlaskanCard: and DA throws to absolutely no one
robloosli: that's par for the field for DA
hadrarius: Who was Anderson going for on 4th down?
That was awful.
cardsfanforlife24: f*** this
hadrarius: So our run game does well but we fall behind too far to use it even though our D played great.
What a game.
YoungCardsFanatic: The only conclusion I can draw from this is that we might have had the worst quarterback dropoff in the histroy of the NFL
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