Like last time, I am only going to post comments that either made me laugh, or were filled with rage. We also got a few nice nicknames for Derek Anderson that I'm going to post.
So, lets get this thing going.
If they did, it didn't work
Skii: Today, in the locker room, for motivation, they should put up a sign that says:
"We’re playing Todd Haley. Enough said".
That happened several times during the game
Scott Howard: DA deciding that Doucet needs to die today
Scott Howard: If you get no pressure on the passer and a Pro Bowl reciever runs through the secondary untouched....
What are you defending?
This happened several times during the gamethread. And it is part of why I use a mouse with the little wheel on it to scroll through the pages.
Skii: Everytime I click on the side of the site on accident
It takes me to Facebook. Getting annoying…
Is it really that predictable?
Redbird Nation #1: Cardinal offense:
throw on 1st, run on 2nd, throw on 3rd
Scott Howard: The 2010 Arizona Cardinals: Hey, We Were Close A Few Times
Very very bad.
Skii: It's hard for me to admit that one of my team's is bad
Even when the Dbacks were playing, I made excuses for them.
But now, I’m starting to truly believe we’re one of the worst.
Something that was heard quite often
JohMa: Bill Davis fail
When asked for an update on how the game was going, the response.
Sir Whirly: we suck
Following a pass that got Early Doucet knocked out of the game
Skii: Die in a hole, DA
Die in a hole, Chiefs.
JoeCB1991: People said that Leinart would injure the receivers too much with high passes
And Anderson would not do that.
What the **** do you people have to day about DA now?
BIGRED CARDINAL: Holy ****
doucet has a concussion for sure
CardsFan08: That's what Anderson does!
He throws it so high that the player has to go up and get killed!
Skii: That's what happens when you throw it so hard and high
DA, you really aren’t a QB, are you?
Redbird Nation #1: **** it, put hall in
CardsFan08: Thank God Doucet is looking like he can move
An accurate statement
CardsFan08: As the announcer said..."He's been working on his fundamentals"
Fundamentally, he’s a piece of crap
Someone Rec'd this comment, and I am sure there are a few people here willing to do this to DA.
BIGRED CARDINAL: he was open
man i hate DA if i ever have the chance i am going to kick him in the nuts
The answer? They weren't.
Skii: I want to personally ask the FO
What they were thinking when they picked up DA.
Just because the horse has turned into dust doesn't mean that we can't keep beating it.
Redbird Nation #1: Im gonna beat the dead horse till its a bloody pulp
This is Whisenhunts fault for getting rid of Leinart. Leinart makes these throws. Not all of them like Warner, but not none of them like Anderson either
Scott Howard: Not only is that horse dead....
It’s been reincarnated…then died again. Then been turned into glue. Then the glue has been used and thrown away.
I miss Leinart
JoeCB1991: Like I have said before
I would rather have a guy who can dink and dunk, make the safe play, and not turn the ball over than the guy who can make more big plays, but more overthrows and turnovers.
It just lands in random spots
CardsFan08: Life is like a throw from Derek Anderson
You never know what you’re gonna get.
KholdStare88: Anderson has his swagger on now
Which means an endzone pass attempt soon.
JoeCB1991: Some of his overthrows landed close to the endzone.
Sir Whirly: O.O Oh, based god no...
Scott Howard: Worst case scenario is that it functions like a long punt
The first nickname
az78true: Yeah that was just awful by Don't Attempt.
There's so many ways to insult him that's the only good thing about him.
Good question, the ground game looked alright before this play.
BIGRED CARDINAL: WHY ARE WE THROWING ON THIRD AND ONE THIRD AND ONE!!!
Scott Howard: Because when you have a QB like Kurt Warner you put the ball in his hands
And let him make plays….wait…what?
Even when a checkdown is your best option
Redbird Nation #1: Anderson the anti-Leinart
never checks down
Everyone knows its coming
Sir Whirly: 3 and 1
PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS PASS
9 of 19 for 106 yards
az78true: So what's Donor Arm's stats at the half?
Another new nickname
AlaskanCard: I remember the days when I had hope when we were down.
With Devils Ass**** we can’t move the ball at all. Can we put in Breaston at QB? or maybe Calais? That would be an upgrade because at least he wouldn’t fall over when someone breathes on him.
az78true: Doubt Ability is a franchise quarterback - I hope we extend him through 2020.
Scott Howard: Good thing we're not covering Bowe.
Is the idea that he may be so wide open he’ll get confused and drop it?
The Howling Beantower is yawning on the sidelines.
Redbird Nation #1: Isnt the Definition of Insanity something like continuing to do the same thing over and over and expecting different results?
How much you wanna bet Cards come out throwing? And dont give me the "were down a lot" crap. Theve been down a lot in most games and throwing hasnt gotten them back into the game.
Word of the day: Overthrown
JoeCB1991: Breaston was wide open
But DA’s favorite word (the overthrow) showed up again.
This is actually pretty accurate.
Redbird Nation #1: When hes making a bullet pass hes actually allright
its when he has to put any air under it that he is an inept chump
AlaskanCard: I have a knife.
I’m going to cut DA’s penis off.
More high passes
BIGRED CARDINAL: Seriously DA wants to kill all our receivers
BIGRED CARDINAL: I say
on one play we have breaston be qb and have DA be a receiver have DA run across the middle through it high to him have him go up and get it and get killed. A taste of his own medicine and revenge for breaston
Has a nice ring to it...
JoeCB1991: What the **** DA?
Skii: That should be the Cards slogan
These refs are awful
Scott Howard: So the refs can't keep their DE from throwing our QB down after the play....
But they throw the flag against DA. That’s a bunch of ****ing bull****
Don't we all...
Redbird Nation #1: I feel like I went back in time 10 years watching this team
I don't want to
AlaskanCard: Anyone thinking about that 90 year old man from last week yet???
That won't happen with DA...
Redbird Nation #1: Its like hes expecting his ugly catepillar to transform into a beautiful butterfly
Skii: To me
It seems like DA does decent in the beginning of the game, then dies.
The guy who was once benched for Walter Payton? He would be an upgrade at this point...
JoeCB1991: Is Rusty Lisch available to play QB?
Overthrowed a wide open screen pass to Andre Roberts that I could have made too...
JoeCB1991: DA even overthrows the checkdowns
All arm, nothing else.
Anyone have some Forget-Me-Now's? (Cookie to anyone who gets that reference)
JoeCB1991: Anderson is drinking some water
Anyone know how to slip a roofie in his drink?
Redbird nation #1: Ill tell ya how bad it is
Im turning the game off early to go do yardwork
Death to Arizona.
Disaster for Arizona.
Make your pick.
Did he say that yet?
Skii: Watch Coach Whiz say:
"Guys, let’s all calm down. We’re still trying to find ourselves as a team, and this early in the season, we’ve still got time. DA’s the man. DA’s the guy."
KholdStare88: When the **** will DA stop being a DumbAss?
Skii: When he retires
Even that’s questionable.
Get it out of my head!!!!!!!!
AlaskanCard: 90 year old man, 90 year old man, 90 year old man...
If Fitz is wide open and he can’t catch something, protip: It’s not Fitz’s fault.
Redbird Nation #1: Whisenhunt in the post game
"I thought we excuted well, We just made some mistakes that we can fix"
Don't worry, they aren't
Skii: Todd Haley's probably thinking:
"They better not pin this offense on me".
DA is officially very consistent this game.
It would explain a lot
Skii: I'm wondering if DA himself is high
CaliCardsFan: Next Year
It’s obvious that DA is not going to get the job done, unless that job is to kill our WR’s. Were not going to the playoffs, we may only win one more game this year. I say get DA out of there and split the reps between Hall and Skelton. Find out who we keep as back-up for next year, or starter and look foward to a better 2011. Cards fan for 30+ years and don’t want to be the SAME OLD CARDS we were used to! Go Cards!!