Tweets from the Arizona Cardinals on Twitter.
Welcome The Real Kurt Warner?
"Its Official!The man,the myth,& legend Kurt Warner has now joined twitter.Everyone RT & spread the word & make sure u follow @kurt13warner" - Larry Fitzgerald
"Hello to all and welcome to the 'real' Kurt Warner twitter account... I finally joined the rest of the world and look forward to sharing ... My busy new 'retirement' life and career moves with all of u... it's going to b fun... please share this acct with ur followers... talk ..." - Kurt Warner - Well, now it's good to have you on Twitter Kurt.
"No more fb... so I fill my competitive side by beating my 6yr old and 11yr old in 21... how pathetic!" - Kurt Warner
"Haven't seen abs in 39 years... so putting P90X to the test... let u know in 90 days!" - Kurt Warner - Maybe this will get him in enough shape to come back? One can hope.
Dockett Being Dockett
"This lady in the store just told me " I taste good and she bet I have some Sweet meat" I said how would u know she said I can taste it Now!" - Darnell Dockett - No comment.
"LawerenceTaylor has a mean rap sheet! Buying crack, false taxes, hit & run, now having sex w/ a 16yr old. Geesh he couldn't tell she was16" - Darnell Dockett - What an idol.
"I know lawerence taylor had to see them Care Bear panties and reebok classic shoes!! That was a cluse she was young right there!! Duuh!!" - Darnell Dockett
"@Oprah I'm serious about our love! I'm gonna love u till the end no one will stop us from crossing the moutian :-)" - Darnell Dockett - Ok Dockett is taking this too far.
"RT @Oprah @ddockett I had so much fun w/ u last nite, stedman & gayle nevr had me as loose as u did. I keep droppn in low for no reason!!" - Darnell Dockett
"Me and @Oprah hanging out tonight! Yall should have seen her dancing to ludacris "how low can u go" OMG she can bust it open :-)!!!!" - Darnell Dockett
"Pro Bowl guard Jahri Evans is def in my top 5 guards! And I'm glad to see him get paid. Good to see teams taking care of there guys!" - Darnell Dockett - I wonder what he's really thinking here.
"Man what I wonderful day, I got better in that gym Today! I was moving slow till they played (("Plies" Awesome)) then all hell broke loose!" - Darnell Dockett
"Congrats to @PatrickWillis52 u def deserve it. But fyi ill see u on monday Night football and it won't be good to be a 49er then!" - Good to hear.
"RT @PatrickWillis52 Today is great and blessed day to be a 49er.-- well damn I agree 50millon I'd say it be great to be a 49er too!" - Darnell Dockett
"I hope yall are making ya self better today by any means! Don't judge no one today! If u Judge me and you'll have no time left to love me" - Darnell Dockett
"405lbs bench 6sets of 5,,,,2.5hr work out........... Shhhhh @jamiedukes I'm coming for that #1 spot... *drop mic*" - Darnell Dockett
"@Oprah let me hold something till my tax refund return. You know ill give it back. I'm good for it! Thanx in advance." - Darnell Dockett
What's For Dinner
What's for dinner tonight? Ox tails, jerk chicken, crab legs, shrimp and grits, fried chicken , mac and cheese, turkey wings, yams and tea!! - Darnell Dockett - That sounds like a meal at my house...not.
"Jerk chicken white meat mac n cheese yams in my jamacan voice" - Early Doucet
"About to drink my 4oz of wheat grass, then Beet,spinach carrot, garlic juice with ice!! Yummy. Its like fuel or a Armour TRUCK!!" - Darnell Dockett
"Hawaiian food is the BOMB I eat like a boss should! Very healthy" - Darnell Dockett
"i swear i think they put some addictive drugs in krispy kreme doughnuts lol. when i see that HOT sign please get out the way!! lol" - Kerry Rhodes - Good eatin'.
I hate #Directv if some one snap there finger loud enough they loose service - Darnell Dockett - I agree. I hate Directv.
I feel so basic with out cable right I'm bout to scream! Mann I'm bored as hell with out no cable! #DIRECTVSUCKS - Darnell Dockett
I'm bout to run up to home depot and get me 90yds of cable wire and still my next door neighbors cable. Cause I don't wanna miss ET and RayJ - Darnell Dockett
*Sigh*Oh well guess I got cable NOW! OHHHH LEEEAHH DOOO IIIT. I know people that know people and BAM! "CABLE IT IS! Now I can watch ET &RayJ - Darnell Dockett
Mini Camp Notes And New Teammates
"Up Ready for work! Last day of mini camp, I must get better on this last day. I'm a target this year that don't plan on moving." - Darnell Dockett
"Damn I'm up hella earlier...wow I say "hella" now...doomed...Workout on deck goin for double digits nxt yr" - Cody Brown - I would love to see Brown get double digit sacks.
"Going to get this workout and film in...after mini camp wrist feeling glorious" - Cody Brown - That's good to hear.
"We had a good weekend of mini camp.Things r comin along us.We gotta get back 2 the superbowl & finish the job.Gettin better 1 day @ a time!" - Larry Fitzgerald
"i may go out with a couple of teammates 2nite and celebrate break of mini camp! lets see what scootsdale has 2 offer!" - Kerry Rhodes
"very successful mini camp i like this teams potential!!" - Kerry Rhodes
"Great minicamp just finished. I believe it was successful: we got better and had no injuries. off to a 2 man golf tour. w/ Derek Anderson" - Jay Feely
"Just woke up bout to go workout the story of my life" - Will Davis
"Joey porter getting his Corn iced lmfaoooo that's my dude #55" - Darnell Dockett - What a picture. Good to see Dockett and Porter getting along. This would make a good Caption This Pic. Hmmmmm....
Cardinals Supporting The Suns
"At the Suns game hoping to see them guys go up 2-0 in the series" - Larry Fitzgerald
"Suns win.... Again!!! 2-0 in the series now! We gotta go to San Antonio & do work now" - Larry Fitzgerald
"Joey Porter, Me, and Devin who's not even looking at the camera,At this game right now" - Larry Fitzgerald - Looks like Porter is getting along with everyone.
"...now gonna take a nap and go catch game 2 of the spurs vs. suns playoff game." - Kerry Rhodes
"i have a box seat for a fan at 2nites phoenix vs. san antonio game the first fan to meet me at 700 in front of arena gets ticket!!" - Kerry Rhodes
"im sorry dallas im going to the SUNS game 2nite but only to root against the SPURS and ginobli i hate him lol!" - Kerry Rhodes
"Just left my teams golf tourney I wanna go to the Suns game any1 have an xtra ticket? Sup" - Stevie Baggs
"well the suns are my 2nd favorite team...so lets go suns lets go!" - Calais Campbell
"I remember when McDyess played for the nuggets in the 90s and went to phx and made me a suns fan when I was a kid...and he is still playing?" - Calais Campbell
"Big win!" - Calais Campbell -
New Freddy Crougor Movie
"Uh oh about to be at the theater in a min to watch my boy freddy wreck havoc on some high schoolers!! Lol" Kerry Rhodes
"i liked freddy last night." - Kerry Rhodes - Good. I want to see it.
"Freddie Kuger movie was straight...had me spooked.." - Cody Brown
"is it me or did this new Freddy just not measure up Robert England. His killing punch lines was kind of wack it was ok tho." - Antonio Smith - For old times sake.
Dockett vs Antonio Smith
Tell Wiz to put u at FB or TE when we play those 4 plays in pre season so I can monkey chock ur a** lmao. Hahahaaha - Antonio Smith - I would pay to see that.
@antoniosmith94 NOT - Darnell Dockett
@antoniosmith94 its 3people in the world u can't beat and I'm 2 of em! I have no idea who the 3rd u bignose crackhead beetle juice lookalike - Darnell Dockett
"Who thinks I should chop @ddockett dreads off" - Antonio Smith
"and who wants me to spray gas on u then light ur ass on fire" - Darnell Dockett
"u can't burn a ninja" - Antonio Smith
"I'm roundhouse ur a** dale." - Antonio Smith
@antoniosmith94 shut up B4 I punch u in ur nose, cut u with a knife , dump hot fish grease on ur neck, then pour bleach on ur wounds damnit! - Darnell Dockett - OUCH!
@antoniosmith94 that's why ur strength coach aint better than mine! !!! - Darnell Dockett - Check and mate.
@ddockettI can't comment on that Lott is the truth but the strongest right arm is back do to my strength coach so I can chock u out - Antonio Smith
"Haha this is so funny..everyone keeps asking Will Davis if he is Tim Hightower" - Calais Campbell - Haha. Now that's funny. I can picture that.
"I'm playing golf right now for Cardinals charities and I realize I need lessons!" - Calais Campbell
"Left my wallet at the crib...gotta go get that before they deport me...damn arizona laws" - Cody Brown - I don't think you'll have that problem Cody.
"Ok I got my wallet I'm goody now...Now time to get that good workout in" - Cody Brown - Good we were all worried.
"This old lady jus fell down at the car wash...and her husband laughed at her...unreal guy" - Cody Brown
"After minicamp and 10 days away from my family it is Great to be home!!!" - Jay Feely
"Had a great time at the Cardinals golf tournament yesterday, though coach Wisenhunt got the better of me. Raised a lot of $ for charities!" - Jay Feely
"Just left the NFL play 60 challenge it was fun... Interacting with the youth was awesome" - Stevie Baggs
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