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Tweet, Tweet (11/3): Scoring, Roller Skates, Hell, Girls And Respect, Get The Right Bird

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It has been a while since the last Tweet, Tweet post, but it it has been a while since there was anything entertaining on Twitter by the Arizona Cardinals players. But finally over the past few days, there have been some good ones. Back the last time we put one of these up, John Skelton was your winner, with a tweet that I didn't think would get the attention it did. At 47 percent, it was a landslide winner.

"@FonzoAZ46: Which rim should I choose? http://t.co/6I1Kw9Tc" be sure you buy four of whatever style you pick.
Oct 15 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

Hit the jump for the newest tweets to vote on. I think you will like them. Remember to vote for your favorite.

The first one is Alonso Smith, who has complete disrespect for boyfriends everywhere:

"But she has a bf..." "Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score"
Nov 01 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

Next is the rookie Robert Housler, with some deep thought:

If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates
Nov 01 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

Daryn Colledge once tweeted about the post office. He shares his thoughts on hell:

I believe Hell will be some sick combination of the Post Office and DMV wrapped in to one.
Nov 01 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

Michael Adams, after ranting a bit about the ladies here in AZ, shares this:

If your a slut! And a guy treats u with a little respect! Be happy with that don't expect more! Cus it could be worst!
Nov 02 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

Lastly, John Skelton corrects Alfonso Smith on a tweet with a little wit:

"@FonzoAZ46: Why fly with crows with u can Sail with Eagles!" Sail with Cardinals, c'mon Zo.
Nov 03 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply