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NFL Team Destruction/Construction, Day 37: Cleveland Browns Go Down

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We are just a few days away and we have taken out another team. The Cleveland Browns became the 25th team eliminated, thanks to the timely kill shot by DORRITO (who gets an extra action for the day). It looks like the Buccaneers will be the next to go today. 

Eulogy: The Cleveland Browns arguably needed to have died a long time ago, considering their best season in recent history was when Derek Anderson led them to a 10-win season. Surprisingly, Cardinals fans did not take them down more quickly, considering the lovely gift that Anderson ended up being for us all this past season. Their history is that of disappointment, whether it is "The Drive" by John Elway or years of irrelevance that have been the norm for almost all of their recent history. RIP Cleveland.

 

Each day, you have two actions. You can destroy or build. In the comments, simply write your actions:

  • Destroy (team name of your choice), Build (team name of your choice) 
  • Double destroy (team name of your choice)
  • Double build (team name of your choice)

Each "destroy" subtracts a point from the team. Each "build" adds a point to the team's total. Once a team reaches zero points, it is eliminated from the game and the next day with the game update, it will receive a brief eulogy.

The player whose "destroy" is the eliminating move will get a congratulations and a mention in the update and an additional action for the next day, giving him/her three actions for a day.

The teams currently stand as such (in parentheses are the actions from the previous day):

Atlanta Falcons  ELIMINATED #20
Baltimore Ravens ELIMINATED #21
Buffalo Bills  33
Carolina Panthers  ELIMINATED #24
Chicago Bears  ELIMINATED #13
Cincinnati Bengals  ELIMINATED #22
Cleveland Browns  ELIMINATED #25 (-14, +2)
Dallas Cowboys  ELIMINATED #3
Denver Broncos  ELIMINATED #18
Detroit Lions  30 (-2)  
Green Bay Packers ELIMINATED #17 
Houston Texans  29
Indianapolis Colts  ELIMINATED #8
Jacksonville Jaguars   30 (-4)
Kansas City Chiefs  29 (-2)
Miami Dolphins  ELIMINATED #23
Minnesota Vikings  ELIMINATED #11 
New England Patriots  ELIMINATED #6
New Orleans Saints  ELIMINATED #14
New York Giants  ELIMINATED #15 
New York Jets  ELIMINATED #7
Oakland Raiders  ELIMINATED #5
Philadelphia Eagles  ELIMINATED #9
Pittsburgh Steelers  ELIMINATED #2
San Diego Chargers  ELIMINATED #16
San Francisco 49ers  ELIMINATED #1
Seattle Seahawks  ELIMINATED #4
St. Louis Rams  ELIMINATED #10
Tampa Bay Buccaneers  7 (-8)
Tennessee Titans  ELIMINATED #19
Washington Redskins ELIMINATED #12