Arizona Cardinals' Tyrann Mathieu is Honey Badger no longer

During his rookie press conference Thursday, Arizona Cardinals new free safety, Tyrann Mathieu talked about a variety of things - mostly contrition of his past drug problems- and his desire to put his nickname of "Honey Badger", given to him because of his small stature - yet willingness to do whatever it takes to succeed - nature, put behind him.

But since this hook is just waiting for a fish to bite and be pulled in, I have come up with some new nicknames for the former Honey Badger - David Letterman Late Night Top Ten style.(Feel free to add you own.) So from the home office in Why, AZ comes:

The Top Ten New Nicknames for Tyrann Mathieu

Number 10: Thai Stick Maui Wowie

Number 9: Honey Bunches Of Smoke

Number 8: Silly Goose

Number 7: Peanut Butter Weasel

Number 6: Frostee Rucker

Number 5: Pookie

Number 4: Herb Bud

Number 3: Adam Pierre

Number 2: Fart Face Dicklepoop

And, the number one new nickname for Tyrann Mathieu is..... (drumroll)

Byron Matthew

Take it away, Paul... let's hear some Deep Purple "Smoke On The Water."...