Arizona Cardinals at Miami Dolphins 2nd Half Thread

I have no idea what is going on in the football game today, but I know how to get a second half thread posted and how to read the text messages I am sent, so this halftime review is based off that.

From one friend:

1. Palmer Retires

2. Sign Tyrod Taylor to 2 year contract

3. Draft QB of the future

4. Profit

I don't know what play this stemmed from, but it made me laugh.

From another friend:

Jefferson sucks as a deep safety and Cooper just plain sucks.

Assuming this was after a big pass play.

From first texter:

RUN THE F’ING BALL

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Anyways, that's what I've gotten so far outside of this game is ugly.

You tell me the score, I'm avoiding the information til I get home in a couple hours.

Go Cardinals! Enjoy the second half.

Oh, late addition from another buddy:

And I'm done with Catanzaro.

I thought that was why they kept Butler? I don't know.