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NFL Draft grades are dumb, right? But the NFL Draft is fun. And we all have to react in some way to the players our favorite teams drafted. Seth Cox and Justin Higdon have a different take on grades. They absolutely love the NFL Draft and think it is a lot of fun -- the entire process. So the latest NFL Draft Breakdown podcast is a draft grades show, but instead of letter grades, they give them a beer grade.
Seth's logic is all beer is fun. Even a night full of Miller Light can be good. It can be bad, but there can be good results. A Kilt Lifter, a brew we here in Arizona should be familiar with from Four Peaks (so I have been told), is pretty much good for all occasions. Then there is a Chimay Blue, which is supposed to be really, really good.
Seth and Justin grade each team based on a beer. Your Arizona Cardinals get a Kilt Lifter. I think that's fair.
What do they give the other teams? Here are the grades. Listen to the show for the details!
|
Team |
Justin's grade |
Seth's grade |
|
Arizona Cardinals |
Miller Light |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Atlanta Falcons |
Miller Light |
Miller Light |
|
Baltimore Ravens |
Kilt Lifter |
Miller Light |
|
Buffalo Bills |
Kilt Lifter |
Chimay Blue |
|
Carolina Panthers |
Miller Light |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Chicago Bears |
Chimay Blue |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Cincinnati Bengals |
Miller Light |
Miller Light |
|
Cleveland Browns |
Kilt Lifter |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Dallas Cowboys |
Miller Light |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Denver Broncos |
Miller Light |
Miller Light |
|
Detroit Lions |
Miller Light |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Green Bay Packers |
Kilt Lifter |
Miller Light |
|
Houston Texans |
Kilt Lifter |
Chimay Blue |
|
Indianapolis Colts |
Kilt Lifter |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Jacksonville Jaguars |
Chimay Blue |
Chimay Blue |
|
Kansas City Chiefs |
Kilt Lifter |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Los Angeles Rams |
Miller Light |
Miller Light |
|
Miami Dolphins |
Kilt Lifter |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Minnesota Vikings |
Miller Light |
Kilt Lifter |
|
New England Patriots |
Miller Light |
Miller Light |
|
New Orleans Saints |
Kilt Lifter |
Kilt Lifter |
|
New York Giants |
Kilt Lifter |
Kilt Lifter |
|
New York Jets |
Miller Light |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Oakland Raiders |
Kilt Lifter |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Philadelphia Eagles |
Miller Light |
Miller Light |
|
Pittsburgh Steelers |
Kilt Lifter |
Chimay Blue |
|
San Diego Chargers |
Chimay Blue |
Kilt Lifter |
|
San Francisco 49ers |
Miller Light |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Seattle Seahawks |
Kilt Lifter |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Tampa Bay Buccaneers |
Kilt Lifter |
Miller Light |
|
Tennessee Titans |
Kilt Lifter |
Kilt Lifter |
|
Washington Redskins |
Miller Light |
Kilt Lifter |