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2016 NFL Draft grades: Your favorite NFL team's draft as a beer

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Even the worst is still fun.

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NFL Draft grades are dumb, right? But the NFL Draft is fun. And we all have to react in some way to the players our favorite teams drafted. Seth Cox and Justin Higdon have a different take on grades. They absolutely love the NFL Draft and think it is a lot of fun -- the entire process. So the latest NFL Draft Breakdown podcast is a draft grades show, but instead of letter grades, they give them a beer grade.

Seth's logic is all beer is fun. Even a night full of Miller Light can be good. It can be bad, but there can be good results. A Kilt Lifter, a brew we here in Arizona should be familiar with from Four Peaks (so I have been told), is pretty much good for all occasions. Then there is a Chimay Blue, which is supposed to be really, really good.

Seth and Justin grade each team based on a beer. Your Arizona Cardinals get a Kilt Lifter. I think that's fair.

What do they give the other teams? Here are the grades. Listen to the show for the details!

Team

Justin's grade

Seth's grade

Arizona Cardinals

Miller Light

Kilt Lifter

Atlanta Falcons

Miller Light

Miller Light

Baltimore Ravens

Kilt Lifter

Miller Light

Buffalo Bills

Kilt Lifter

Chimay Blue

Carolina Panthers

Miller Light

Kilt Lifter

Chicago Bears

Chimay Blue

Kilt Lifter

Cincinnati Bengals

Miller Light

Miller Light

Cleveland Browns

Kilt Lifter

Kilt Lifter

Dallas Cowboys

Miller Light

Kilt Lifter

Denver Broncos

Miller Light

Miller Light

Detroit Lions

Miller Light

Kilt Lifter

Green Bay Packers

Kilt Lifter

Miller Light

Houston Texans

Kilt Lifter

Chimay Blue

Indianapolis Colts

Kilt Lifter

Kilt Lifter

Jacksonville Jaguars

Chimay Blue

Chimay Blue

Kansas City Chiefs

Kilt Lifter

Kilt Lifter

Los Angeles Rams

Miller Light

Miller Light

Miami Dolphins

Kilt Lifter

Kilt Lifter

Minnesota Vikings

Miller Light

Kilt Lifter

New England Patriots

Miller Light

Miller Light

New Orleans Saints

Kilt Lifter

Kilt Lifter

New York Giants

Kilt Lifter

Kilt Lifter

New York Jets

Miller Light

Kilt Lifter

Oakland Raiders

Kilt Lifter

Kilt Lifter

Philadelphia Eagles

Miller Light

Miller Light

Pittsburgh Steelers

Kilt Lifter

Chimay Blue

San Diego Chargers

Chimay Blue

Kilt Lifter

San Francisco 49ers

Miller Light

Kilt Lifter

Seattle Seahawks

Kilt Lifter

Kilt Lifter

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Kilt Lifter

Miller Light

Tennessee Titans

Kilt Lifter

Kilt Lifter

Washington Redskins

Miller Light

Kilt Lifter